Zero Bytes Of News

Pux boots up the show and discovers there is LITERALLY no news, no topics, and no research in his notes for the first time in the show’s history, sending him into a full existential meltdown about the nature of content, the void, and whether he even exists when there’s nothing to recap. With absolutely nothing to report, he tries to manufacture drama out of pure air, treats his empty notes folder like a crime scene, delivers hot takes about topics he’s inventing on the spot, and takes a caller who claims to be from the future with next week’s news – which Pux desperately wants but refuses to accept on principle.