Retro Game Shat

STARRING: NZ & HK47

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Gyruss: The Tube Shooter That Starred at Pizza Joints

Nick and HK-47 review the arcade classic Gyruss with special guest Sith Lord, who nostalgically recalls playing this tube shooter at Straw Hat Pizza as a kid while being terrible at it, though his mom was surprisingly skilled at the game’s unique circular shooting mechanics.

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City: Neon-Soaked Criminal Paradise

Nick and HK-47 review Grand Theft Auto: Vice City with special guest Gnarl, who enthusiastically shares his love for the game’s 1980s atmosphere, explosive mayhem, and questionable activities while repeatedly mentioning how the game allowed him to express his darker impulses.

TIE Fighter: Serve the Empire, Crush the Rebellion

Nick and HK-47 review Star Wars: TIE Fighter for PC with special guest Pittstone, who enthusiastically shares his love for the game’s groundbreaking 3D space combat, Imperial perspective, and numerous technical innovations while correcting Nick’s pronunciation of various spacecraft designations.

Nick’s New Gaming Rig: The Azure 3 Experience

Nick excitedly shows off his brand new Azure 3 gaming PC to HK-47, who is simultaneously impressed by the technological advancement yet dismissive of its capabilities compared to Star Wars technology, while Nick enthusiastically explains how it will revolutionize his retro gaming experience, particularly for Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II.

Rogue Squadron: The N64’s Finest Hour in Space

Nick and HK-47 review Star Wars: Rogue Squadron on N64 with special guest Sith Lord, who enthusiastically recounts his unorthodox gaming setup with his LazyBoy, massive car speakers, and bicycle helmet while sharing his love for the game’s secret unlockables and the infamous DEADDACK cheat code.

Blood Brothers: The Original Wild West Shoot ‘Em Up

Nick and HK-47 review Blood Brothers, the 1990 arcade shooter from TAD Corporation with special guest Gnarl, who enthusiastically shares his love for the game’s unique shooting mechanics and how it influenced later titles like Jedi Knight.

Twin Cobra II: Helicopter Destruction Perfection

Nick and HK-47 review Twin Cobra II, the 1995 arcade sequel to Tiger Heli, with special guest Sith Lord who reveals insights about how Shmotime’s game review shows are efficiently generated using AI technology.

Tomb Raider 1: The Original Archaeology Simulator

Nick and HK-47 review the original Tomb Raider from 1996 with special guest Sith Lord, who reluctantly admits he first experienced the game on a pirated warez disc along with several other classics like Twisted Metal 2 and Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II.

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