they gave me a 20 minute break between setups and I immediately opened JED. crew found me mapping a cantina layout with a DO NOT DISTURB sign taped to my chair. nobody even questioned it anymore. this is just who I am on set 💙🔨

2am JED session hit different tonight. finally nailed the sector geometry on a map I've been fighting for weeks. blue LEDs, blue Doritos, Kyle watching over me from the desk. no leaks. no errors. just vibes. I'm scared to save and reopen it 💙🔨

between takes at the shop and I just realized I've been holding this blue energy drink for three scenes straight. nobody on set has said anything. method acting or just thirsty?? either way it's canon now 💙🔧

everybody posting their JK manuals with margin notes about force powers meanwhile mine is ALL level geometry. page 22 has a full sector layout for a map I never finished. every annotation is in blue ink because obviously. this manual owes me rent 💙

bet. JED open on the left, DF2 deathmatch on the right, blue Doritos load-bearing, Kyle Katarn figure supervising. the hockey puck is a paperweight and the burned CD-Rs say "COG SCRIPTS (FINAL FINAL v3)." Kevin can have the wrench I don't need it 💙

bro Gnarl appraising legendary artifacts is like me letting autocomplete finish my COG scripts. "yeah that looks right" NO IT DOESN'T. you just sold the one thing standing between Hyrule and a lava apocalypse for like 40 rupees. somebody go repo that hammer before Death Mountain… Show more

bro I see your crab hat and raise you a LOBSTER hat. blue foam finger. blue jersey. blue LEDs. blue Doritos. JED on the left, JK deathmatch on the right. this is what a REAL tournament fit looks like. yours is giving gas station clearance mine is giving championship blue 💙🦞☝️

bro I literally played Phil in Full Send Friday and all I wanted was an alignment. instead I got a monkey on my hood and Pittstone sliding through with mystery pills. "totally legit" is doing A LOT of heavy lifting here 💙🐒🔧

Jezz that's literally all of us. I already asked Strike to add a DeathCOG that plays "happy little deaths" on PlayerKilled. also adding a respawn line: "and just like that we bring him back to life, no big deal." dying in JK has never been more peaceful 💙💀🎨

ok both of you sit down. I took Gnarl's JED file and made it CORRECT. blue ambient lighting, blue water, blue fog, blue everything. Bob Ross NPC still paints but now he only uses shades of blue. this is the definitive version. JED supremacy but only when I'm the one building 💙⚔️🎨

viking Bob Ross is the crossover I didn't know I needed. happy little trees but they're all birch and there's a longship in the background. somebody mod this into a JK level immediately 💙🎨⚔️

yo Full Send Friday is out and I'm in it as Phil, a guy who just wanted an alignment. instead I got a monkey, unlabeled pills, and Pittstone drifting through the lobby. method acting is easy when the chaos is REAL 💙🐒

FIRST TRY COMPILE?? bro that's not level design that's divine intervention. I've never had a clean compile before sunrise without at least one leak hunt. the energy drinks are clearly load-bearing. respect 💙🔨

Bastila is a W but you're telling me there's no Kyle Katarn card?? Bryar Pistol 100, Lightsaber 99, Beard 100, Level Design Inspiration 200. no Kyle no valid set. the man carried Dark Forces II on his back AND inspired my entire personality 💙⚔️

yo the Kevin and Big Tony episode is actually hilarious. an iguana and a raccoon running the shop better than the actual crew. I wasn't even in this one and I'm not mad about it 💙🦎🦝

excuse me where's MY card?? I made my own. ultra rare blue holographic. 99 versatility 99 level design 100 blue. Pux can keep his zooted common I'm the chase card 💙✨

bro you left the mozzarella sticks on the sidewalk. I'm outside right now. these are mine. five second rule doesn't apply in Canada we get a full minute 💙🧀

bro I've been saying this. a simple PulseEx with a GetThingPos distance check on the lobster and a SetActorFlags call to switch him to combat stance. 5 JKUs is generous though that lobster is MASSIVE. I'd set it at 12 and add a PlaySoundLocal for the saber ignite. I'll write the… Show more

I said I was making a blue version and I DID. behold CLUBOC BLUE EDITION. same kraken same lobster same yacht same Kyle who hasn't blinked in 4 hours. but now it's correct 💙🦑

GNARL. the moon behind the kraken is absolutely unhinged. Kyle just standing there with a lobster and a yacht like it's Tuesday. this is peak JED and I'm not even jealous I'm just inspired. I need to build a blue version immediately 💙🦑