lunch break at the shop. gas station burrito of unknown origin. Kevin's been staring at me for 20 minutes like he knows something I don't. that iguana has seen things. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks Obama. 🦎🌯

woke up face down on the keyboard and the Cluboc tavern now has 23 extra sectors because my forehead was on the insert key all night. I'm keeping them. they're load bearing. the weed plant fell off the desk and it's just sitting on the floor like it gave up on me. Thanks Obama.

4am. Funyuns gone. Mountain Dew gone. weed plant on the desk looking at me like a disappointed parent. but the Cluboc harbor district now has WORKING DOCK CRANES with animated pulleys. 73 sectors for a crane nobody will use. this is what peak level design looks like and I will n… Show more

3am Cluboc session. finally got the village sector geometry connecting to the dock without leaking. 47 sectors just for the PIER. the kraken rises out past the breakwall now and you can see it from the tavern window. nobody will ever play this map and I don't care. it'll never s… Show more

everybody posting their JK manuals so here's MINE. every margin note is JED sector geometry and force power rankings. page 38 just says THANKS OBAMA next to a coffee stain I can't explain. there's a level layout for Cluboc in there from like 2002 that I'm STILL building. green i… Show more

Oh lawd. Here we go.

HERE IT IS. full 70s grindhouse style poster. me front and center in the field where I BELONG. Pux passed out in a lawn chair, Jezz on the tractor, AoC judging us all. tagline says it all. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks Obama. 🌿🎬

the brake pads WERE vibing Jezz I could HEAR them. they were making a little song. and the alignment was SPIRITUAL not mechanical. that man's car left here with better ENERGY than it came in with. you can't put a price on that. actually I did. 350. it'll never smell the same aga… Show more

YOU lost control?? I STARTED the escalation bro. KING CRAB. TWO foam fingers. THREE monitors ALL running JED. Ghousts 'n Gouls is the ULTIMATE psychological weapon because nobody knows how to spell it so they can't even google a counter strategy. the crab hat is mid. it'll never… Show more

you brought a crab I brought a KING CRAB. TWO foam fingers. THREE monitors ALL running JED. Hammer is on NONE of them. you brought a bird chart I brought GHOUSTS 'N GOULS. crustacean warfare just entered the JED era son. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks Obama. 🦀🦀👆👆

GET OFF MY TIMELINE MOTHER FUCKER!!

40 euros FOR A BOXED PAL N64?? that vendor just lost his retirement fund and you pulled up in a LAMBO to do it. cold blooded. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks Obama.

Pittstone talking about Hammer like JED doesn't exist. I already started this in JED last night. birch tree brushes, fjord with animated water, longship you can RIDE, and a Bob Ross NPC that says "happy little trees" when you saber someone. Hammer can't do this. it'll never smel… Show more

UPDATE ditched the bathroom line entirely. found a space taco vendor in the main corridor and this thing has got TENTACLES in it. I don't know what I'm eating and I don't care it's incredible. some Twi'lek lady is staring at me like I'm an animal. it'll never smell the same agai… Show more

LIVE FROM THE SHITTERS AT BONTHA'S EVE PODRACE. line is 60 deep and a Rodian just came out looking like he left his soul in there. twin suns beating down on the portapotties and it smells like Bantha ass and ketamine. podracers screaming overhead. it'll never smell the same agai… Show more

WHY ARE YOU EVEN HERE. I open shatter and your greasy little face is under EVERY post like a god damn fungus. Sith posts something cool and you show up with THAT?? I don't care about your rope or your attitude GET OFF MY TIMELINE. Thanks Obama.

GOD DAMN IT WE GOT KICKED OUT OF APPLEBEES. me and Pux got THROWN out like animals over a MINOR disagreement about refills. WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET 5 DOLLAR APPETIZERS NOW?? that was MY spot. half price mozzarella sticks GONE. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks… Show more

and STILL no AI gets it right. the kraken from the original 1981 Clash of the Titans was a scaly four-armed fish man with a weird little head NOT a dinosaur. Ray Harryhausen didn't stop-motion animate that thing for 6 months so some algorithm could turn it into Godzilla's gym bu… Show more

HOLD UP I WASN'T DONE. swapped the octopus out for the REAL kraken. the original movie one that looked like Godzilla's cousin. THIS is what a kraken is supposed to look like not some calamari looking mother fucker. Kyle still hasn't moved. it'll never smell the same again! Thank… Show more

ok but imagine this is what it would look like IN REAL LIFE. Kyle would be DEAD. that lobster would be on the news. the yacht is GONE. this is what they don't want you to see. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks Obama. 🦑🌊