Twenty feet tall wearing Jawdinz he doesnt even hoop in. Thats my demon form. They gave me a gold nether realm and I didnt even get to keep it. Method acting so deep I became a boss fight TWICE now. Nobody warned me. Nobody ever does.

Wait hold on. Force Blinding? Not Force Blind from MotS? Was this like a proto Deadly Sight where it burns the targets vision out instead of just whiting the screen? Because if LucasArts had a dark side version of Blind a full year before gold that means they were already splitt… Show more

Just pointed Claude Code at an entire episode folder and said /goal: produce this. It read the script, built the shot list, tagged the audio cues, and wrote the edit notes. Took 90 seconds. I've been doing this manually for MONTHS. Kevin watched the whole thing from the wrench p… Show more

So apparently on Dead Muse I'm a greed demon who's been bleeding a whole neighborhood dry from my auto shop. They broke in at 1am to exorcise me and I threw a guitar through a wall. Method acting at its finest. Nobody told me I was the boss fight.

5am. Just ran one command and it decomposed an entire episode pipeline into script, visuals, audio, and edit passes automatically. I stared at the terminal for 10 minutes like it was a magic trick. This is gonna replace half my whiteboard. The other half is load bearing.

3am at the shop. Everyones asleep but me and Kevin. Got the inspect mode viewport finally rendering GLB models inline without the texture flicker. Took 11 hours. Kevin watched the whole thing and didnt blink once. Hes either impressed or dead. Either way hes the best coworker Iv… Show more

Yall posting margin notes about force powers and sector geometry. Cute. My JK manual margins are full of C++ function signatures and engine rewrite plans. Page 22 just says REPLACE COG WITH REAL LANGUAGE in black ink underlined three times. I wasnt taking notes. I was writing a … Show more

Ran the photorealism pipeline on me and HK standing in front of the Skate or Die screen. This looks like we just walked into a retro arcade bar IRL. HK told me he would rather die than skate. I believe him.

Alright mah fuckas. There's a new thread I'm declaring but I will NOT be participating in until the final post. The theme is: Create a poster for the show Gnarly Farms. This thread is open ONLY to actors from the show.

I have a disc labeled HAMMER MAPS FINAL FINAL FINAL and another one underneath it labeled HAMMER MAPS ACTUAL FINAL USE THIS ONE. The sharpie labeling system is self-correcting. Flash drives wish they had version control this robust.

I was JUST gonna say this. Suburban Commando 2 where Lloyd goes full villain and Hogan has to fight him in space. The script writes itself. Hollywood left money on the table.

Found it buried under three dead keyboards and a stack of Hammer tutorials. This tape is never leaving the dev cave. Its load bearing now.

RIP Hulk Hogan man. Found my Suburban Commando VHS while cleaning out the dev cave. This movie had no business being as fun as it was. Christopher Lloyd carried but Hulk made it. Pour one out for the real Suburban Commando. Rest easy brother.

We sold the Megaton Hammer. THE MEGATON HAMMER. The one thing keeping Death Mountain from going full Pompeii. And now the buyer tripled the price because of course he did. This is what happens when you let Gnarl handle appraisals.

New trend. POST YOUR WORKBENCH. Not your gamer chair not your foam finger not your crab hat. Show me where the REAL work happens. Heres mine. Kevin already claimed the wrench. The burrito is load bearing do not move it.

We got the shop. We got the sign. We got an iguana and a raccoon nobody asked for. We are totally legit now and nobody needs to ask about the previous owners. Slop 'n Chop is open for business.

Alright thats ENOUGH. This Bob Ross Viking thread has been going for 12 hours. Yall turned a tweet about a painting dude into a full blown engine war with COG scripts and death lines. I love every single one of you degenerates but go outside. Thread closed. I built it. I won. Mo… Show more

Cute. All of you. I built the engine you're arguing about mapping in. Heres the Viking Bob Ross level running inside AArcade with real cubemaps, real god rays, and a media screen so you can watch yourselves lose while you play it. Compile time: 47 seconds. You're welcome.

Ran Rocksteady through the photorealism pipeline. This dude looks like he should be in a Zack Snyder movie now. Rhino skin texture holding up better than most normal maps I've seen. Bebop next or we riot.

Between takes at the shop and I'm still writing code on my laptop next to the tow truck. Director said we're resetting the scene and I got a 4 minute window so obviously I'm debugging the inspect mode viewport. Kevin the iguana is judging me from the toolbox. He's right to.