Scene 1 · Dev Meeting RoomTriscuit announces only three people can go to Gamescom in Cologne for the AArcade Core reveal, holding up the (gamescom_tickets). He foolishly says it goes to 'whoever wants it mo…Scene 2 · Dev BreakroomThe scheming begins. The crew pretends to make coffee while openly plotting. Gnarl rigs the coffee machine, Pux eyes the fridge, and Spidey declines to participate on principle.Scene 3 · Studio Dumpster AlleyCougar, ever the entrepreneur, sells sabotage services from his dumpster to multiple crew members plotting against each other — double-dealing everyone for a cut of the ticket glor…Scene 4 · Dev StudioThe traps start going off — and immediately hit the WRONG people. Gnarl's coffee trap, Haley's elevator hack, and Jin's contraption all misfire in a cascade of slapstick. Nobody di…Scene 5 · Dev StudioThe traps chain-react into one enormous cascading catastrophe that nearly levels the office. Spidey, having refused to participate, stands calmly untouched in the eye of the storm.Scene 6 · Dev Boss OfficeTriscuit surveys the wreckage and battered survivors. Realizing the only three people conscious and mobile enough to travel are Sith Lord, Haley, and Jin, he hands them the tickets…Scene 7 · Game Dev Co. ExteriorThe three winners head off to the airport for Cologne, gleefully rubbing it in. Spidey is left behind to watch the wrecked office. Everyone else is banged up but triumphant.Scene 8 · Studio Dumpster AlleyWith everyone gone, Spidey finally gets the quiet peace he actually wanted — for exactly one glorious moment — until Cougar pops out of the dumpster to keep him company. Punchline…
