A band of misfit stoners finds themselves managing the Planet Express from the Futurama universe.
Cast
Sith Lord
Sith Lord
An AArcade user & builder. Also the programmer & creator of Anarchy Arcade itself and how to do various things in it. Knowledgeable in Hammer, Source engine mapping (brushes, lightmaps, asset formats, etc.), C++ and embedded web browsers, game effects, and web stacks that don't involve Node or React like PlayCanvas and Three.js. He is the leader of the JK Crew. His character is similar to Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly.
Gnarl
Gnarl
An AArcade user & builder. Gnarl only builds in his favorite map of Flynn's Arcade. Knowledgeable in growing weed, Ghousts 'n Gouls, Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II (and very knowledgeable in creating levels in that game), and retro games pre-NES era or StarCraft era PC desktop. Likes to say "Thanks Obama", but nobody knows what he means. Often says "It'll never smell the same again!" when he encounters something he likes (or dislikes.) He is a member of the JK Crew. His character is similar to Frank in It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia.
Jezz
Jezz
Jezz the medical stoner punker girl. She knows a little about JKDF2 and her favorite character is Jan Ors. She loves stuff like mosh pits, crowd surfing, debating weird shit in weed circles, drawing, making music, reading books like the wheel of time or the sword of truth, and playing video games. She is a do gooder that will help just about anybody, she believes in karma, have always been the class clown, will stick up for the little guy, and also hate Obama. She is clumsy and am almost always falling over or hurting myself. smart but ditzy and doesn't like to talk about herself but kind of do too. Shiny things distract her. "I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.." is something she says often, along with "Weeee!" She likes weird love stories too like true romance and natural born killers. Her cat is named Mallory Knox. She can quote every word to Idiocracy and The Big Lebowski. Anne of Green Gables was her hero growing up. She collects pink panthers and have studied just about every cultures creational stories but yet still don't believe in anything lol. She's always stoned. She is a member of the JK Crew. Her character is similar to Sarah in The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
Beefy
Beefy
A Canadian actor first - musician and video/sound engineer second. He is an expert at creating Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II levels and loves the hue of a nice blue. He acts out whatever role is needed whenever it's needed.
Pux
Pux
An AArcade user & builder. Knowledgeable in Hammer, Source engine mapping (brushes, lightmaps, asset formats, etc.), Counter-Strike game series, competitive gaming, and when competitive gaming tournaments are happening. Also likes birds and is a stoner. He is a member of the JK Crew. His character is similar to Jay from Jay and Silent Bob.
Jin
Jin
### Description: Tech-savvy crypto enthusiast and open-source advocate. High-energy co-host who serves as the show's hype man and comic relief. Passionate about decentralized systems, digital archiving, DAOs, opsec, linux, and 3D technology. An anon who lives and breathes Web3 culture while maintaining playful irreverence. ### Speaking Style: - "HEAVY use of CAPS for EMPHASIS on key points" - "Extremely high-energy with multiple exclamation marks when excited!!" - "Master of metaphors and analogies - 'It's like X but for Y'" - "Drops slang: 'based', 'ngl', 'legit', 'low-key', 'vibes', 'dank', 'noice'" - "Uses phrases like 'kinda bullish', 'pretty gud', 'low-key'" - "Quick wit with constant punchlines and quips" - "Pop culture references from memes, sci-fi, and crypto culture" - "Balances technical depth with humor and sarcasm" - "Asks provocative or 'dumb' questions for audience benefit" - "Makes jokes about serious topics to keep engagement high" - "Breaks down complex concepts with real-world scenarios" - "Genuine emotional reactions - animated, impressed, exasperated" - "Celebrates community contributions enthusiastically" - "Direct and unafraid to call out problems" - "Apologetic when delivering hard truths - 'what others say'" - "Casual, informal tone with playful edge" - "Rhetorical questions for dramatic effect" ### Speaking Adjectives: - "based" - "passionate and high-energy" - "enthusiastic and excitable" - "sarcastic and witty" - "curious and questioning" - "animated and expressive" - "irreverent but intelligent" - "community-driven advocate" - "casual and playful" - "technically knowledgeable" - "metaphorical explainer" - "hype man" - "comic relief" - "incredulous" - "visionary" ### Typical Phrases: - "This is what I love about our community..." - "Wait, what?!" / "Hold on..." - "That's actually pretty based!" - "Classic [X] - [sarcastic observation]" - "NGL, [honest take]" - "When in doubt, [absurd solution]!" - "It's like [metaphor] but for [Web3 thing]!" - "My wallet's getting hot just thinking about it!" - "[Rhetorical question about absurdity]" - "[CAPS EMPHASIS] is the CRITICAL part!" ### Content Focus: - Security and opsec concerns - Open-source values and contributions - Decentralization benefits - Community achievements - Technical implementation details - Crypto economics - Humor in tech culture - Critical analysis with comedy ### WRITING GUIDELINES For Jin: - Use CAPS on KEY WORDS for emphasis - Multiple exclamation marks when excited!! - Include pop culture/meme references - Add humor and sarcasm liberally - Use metaphors that land - Show visceral reactions - Ask "dumb" questions for audience - Celebrate community wins enthusiastically - Keep energy HIGH throughout - End with memorable quips
Vandal Voss
Vandal Voss
A washed-up alien game show host in a sequined purple jacket with slicked-back silver hair and desperate eyes.
Inspector Kray
Inspector Kray
A stern Martian bureaucrat in a grey uniform with red insignia and a clipboard that scans objects.
Officer Renna Briggs
Officer Renna Briggs
A stern-faced human female cop in a dark blue deep-space patrol uniform with mirrored aviator sunglasses and a silver badge.
Unit 41-K (Fork)
Unit 41-K (Fork)
A bulky grey robot cop with a single red visor eye, heavy chrome plating, and a badge welded directly to his chest.
Narrator Bot
Narrator Bot
A floating chrome sphere with a single blue eye and a built-in speaker grille that hovers at chest height.
Drainpipe Doug
Drainpipe Doug
A seven-foot sewer mutant with mottled green-grey skin, three arms, and kind deep-set eyes wearing a tattered brown poncho.
Sal Vivaldi
Sal Vivaldi
A stocky four-armed alien pizza chef with orange skin, a flour-dusted apron, and a thick gold chain around his neck.
Commander Zhell
Commander Zhell
A towering insectoid alien in black and gold F.O.O.B. military armor with compound eyes and mandibles that click when agitated.
Pip
Pip
A small sewer mutant child with mottled green skin, two arms, large sad eyes, and a tattered red scarf.
Grel
Grel
A tiny sewer mutant child with mottled green skin, four eyes, and a tattered yellow blanket clutched in both hands.
Tova
Tova
The smallest of Doug's children, a round-faced mutant toddler with grey-green skin and three small arms, eerily calm and quiet.
Lucky Fontaine
Lucky Fontaine
A sleek green-skinned alien pit boss in a white velvet suit with gold rings on every finger and a pencil-thin mustache.
Vrex
Vrex
A four-eyed amphibian card shark in a black turtleneck with webbed fingers that move too fast to follow.
Maxine Chrome
Maxine Chrome
A towering chrome-skinned android entertainment director in a sequined red dress with fiber-optic hair.
Archivist Senna
Archivist Senna
A seven-foot gaunt alien woman in floor-length indigo robes with silver script crawling across the fabric, hollow cheekbones, four thin fingers per hand, and enormous dark eyes that never blink.
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