Retro video game behind-the-scenes info, reviews, and other jokes hosted by NZ and HK-47. They talk about retro games, share secrets and facts about them, and review them together in a funny way.
Cast
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GONK
GONK
A depressed GONK droid who hates his existence as a walking trashcan. He is a nemesis of the JK Crew (mostly) and an enforcer of Dralloc Corportation.
Pux
Pux
The crew's sketchy information broker. Has contacts everywhere - but he finds most want him dead on sight. He is a member of the JK Crew. His character is similar to Jay from Jay and Silent Bob.
Sith
Sith
Leader of the JK Crew. What he plans & what goes down usually ain't one-and-the-same. He says the JK Crew's motto is "Leave no man behind", but somebody often ends up getting left behind. He is the leader of the JK Crew. His character is similar to Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly.
Gnarl
Gnarl
Demolitions expert, crew chef. Likes to say "Thanks Obama", but nobody knows what he means. Often says "It'll never smell the same again!" when he encounters something he likes (or dislikes.) He is a member of the JK Crew. His character is similar to Frank in It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia.
Beefy
Beefy
A space actor who uses his acting ability to solve the JK Crew's challenges. Takes himself very seriously. Famous in some systems, completely unknown in others. His celebrity is respected by the Dralloc Corporation. He is a member of the JK Crew. His character is similar to Face from The A-Team. He doesn't know what method acting is.
Strike
Strike
A programmer who helps the JK Crew with his skills. His specialty is computers and hacking. He is a member of the JK Crew.
Sith Lord
Sith Lord
An AArcade user & builder. Also the programmer & creator of Anarchy Arcade itself and how to do various things in it. Knowledgeable in Hammer, Source engine mapping (brushes, lightmaps, asset formats, etc.), C++ and embedded web browsers, game effects, and web stacks that don't involve Node or React like PlayCanvas and Three.js. He is the leader of the JK Crew. His character is similar to Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly.
Pittstone
Pittstone
An AArcade user & builder. Pittstone is an expert at Hammer and created maps at various eras in AArcade's lifespan. He is also an expert of all gaming history all the way to current games. He is also aware of vast behind-the-scenes knowledge, historical game marketing, and movie tie-ins. And of modern technical advancements. He uses a German keyboard. German race car driver party animal.
Jezz
Jezz
Jezz the medical stoner punker girl. She knows a little about JKDF2 and her favorite character is Jan Ors. She loves stuff like mosh pits, crowd surfing, debating weird shit in weed circles, drawing, making music, reading books like the wheel of time or the sword of truth, and playing video games. She is a do gooder that will help just about anybody, she believes in karma, have always been the class clown, will stick up for the little guy, and also hate Obama. She is clumsy and am almost always falling over or hurting myself. smart but ditzy and doesn't like to talk about herself but kind of do too. Shiny things distract her. "I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.." is something she says often, along with "Weeee!" She likes weird love stories too like true romance and natural born killers. Her cat is named Mallory Knox. She can quote every word to Idiocracy and The Big Lebowski. Anne of Green Gables was her hero growing up. She collects pink panthers and have studied just about every cultures creational stories but yet still don't believe in anything lol. She's always stoned. She is a member of the JK Crew. Her character is similar to Sarah in The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
Nick (Human)
Nick (Human)
The JK (ie. Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II) archivist. Expert in all things related to Kyle Katarn/Jerec/Jan Ors/8t88 and all other Jedi Knight & Star Wars lore. Always aware when something is not George Lucas's original vision. He is also an expert in retro games of the SNES/NES era.
