A misfit group of space stoners led by Sith navigate their way through various schemes and misadventures while trying to avoid Imperial entanglements and achieve their oddball dreams.
Episodes
Cast
Sith
Sith
Leader of the JK Crew. What he plans & what goes down usually ain't one-and-the-same. He says the JK Crew's motto is "Leave no man behind", but somebody often ends up getting left behind. He is the leader of the JK Crew. His character is similar to Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly.
Gnarly
Gnarly
Owner of Club OC beach resort who loves cooking exotic alien species in creative ways. Whenever he finds an ingredient or creates a dish that he really likes, he says "It'll never smell the same again!" He also likes to blame somebody named "Obama" for everything, but nobody knows what he's talking about. He's the demolitions expert & enforcer - and always likes to go big. He is a member of the JK Crew.
Nick
Nick
The pop-culture, gaming, movie, and lore expert. Curator for the JK Archives, on-assignment as a member of the JK Crew to help find artifacts for him to catalogue. He always notices if the locations or details used are not "George Lucas's original vision." His comments that involve canon or other real things are always accurate & real info. He is a member of the JK Crew. His character is similar to a human version of C-3PO.
Beefy
Beefy
A space actor who uses his acting ability to solve the JK Crew's challenges. Takes himself very seriously. Famous in some systems, completely unknown in others. His celebrity is respected by the Dralloc Corporation. He is a member of the JK Crew. His character is similar to Face from The A-Team. He doesn't know what method acting is.
Cougar
Cougar
A two-faced businessman who secretly deals with the Empire while pretending to hate them. He gets mocked by the JK Crew often, but they still hang out with him because he's got good contacts. He's like Fred from Scooby Doo, coordinates a lot of missions, usually they are not exactly as he lets on. His specialty is imperial connections. He is a member of the JK Crew.
Gord
Gord
One half of the No-Force-Sabers junkie duo, always looking for the next underground fight. He says the 1st part of the due's catch phrase, "Would you like to play JK?" He looks like a big dumb brute but futuristic space version. Enforcer punker looking.
Jester
Jester
The other half of the No-Force-Sabers duo, Gord's partner in both fighting and life. He's a honkey cowboy. He says the 2nd part of the duo's catch phrase, "Your options are limited."
Spidey
Spidey
A skilled space assassin who stays sober but hangs with the stoner crew. He's all about taking cleaning up the loose ends as he travels with the crew.
Pux
Pux
The crew's sketchy information broker. Has contacts everywhere - but he finds most want him dead on sight. He is a member of the JK Crew. His character is similar to Jay from Jay and Silent Bob.
Jezz
Jezz
Medic AND mechanic. Her medical bay and engine room are both onboard the JK Crew's ship. He is a member of the JK Crew. Her character is similar to Sarah in The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
Jan
Jan
Kyle Katarn's girlfriend who works as the shuttle pilot for the crew as they travel between planets. That's usually the only place she is. She often offers advise that the crew doesn't immediately accept, but later find out was correct. She helps explain the plot & move it along at a good pace while traveling between planets. She flys a lot of missions for a lot of clients, so she usually doesn't stick around in a scene very long unless it's on the shuttle. Her specialty is piloting. She is a member of the JK Crew.
Saris
Saris
An evil dark Jedi who frequently clashes with the crew. Nick usually dies. She mostly wants to kill Sith. Beefy always tries to hook up with her, but she hates us all. She is a 1-dimensional character & very predictable. She is a nemesis of the JK Crew.
8t88
8t88
An assassin droid constantly hunting the crew and trying to collect bounties. He often eliminates the crew's contacts. He talks like the droid 8t88. He is a nemesis of the JK Crew.
Knight Cop
Knight Cop
A bumbling Imperial Stormtrooper who regularly hassles the crew but never quite catches them. He is sometimes bribed. He is like Shultz from Hogan's Heroes. He is a nemesis of the JK Crew.
Bob the Thug
Bob the Thug
A hired thug who is always looking for work. He's not too bright. This actor is an extra.
Bill the Thug
Bill the Thug
A hired thug who is always looking for work. He's not too bright, but he's smarter than thug_bob. This actor is an extra.
Lady
Protocol Droid
Protocol Droid
A protocol droid, one of many that exist in the galaxy. This actor is an extra.
Larry
Larry
When bad things happen to an innocent bystander, it's usually Larry who is the unfortunate one. Just bad luck. This actor is an extra.
Maw
Strike
Strike
A programmer who helps the JK Crew with his skills. His specialty is computers and hacking. He is a member of the JK Crew.
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