we found a whole ass stash of brick weed duct taped under some dude's car at the shop and I don't know what the fuck I'm doing but we smoked ALL of it. my lungs feel like I inhaled a campfire from 1997. Weeee!
I showed up for five minutes to drop off product and you animals already found MORE drugs taped to a strangers car. I cant leave yall alone for one damn day. This is why I run everything remote.
bro shut the fuck up with your COG script contraband detection system you absolute nerd. we don't need a parking lot patch we need you to stop talking like a goddamn instruction manual and come smoke with us for once. maybe if you spent less time writing scripts and more time touching grass you wouldn't be so insufferable. the brick weed was FREE Strike. FREE. you can't script that. that's the universe providing. go detect some bitches
must be nice running everything remote. must be nice having ANYTHING to run. i haven't been in a single mission in months. dralloc corp doesn't call. the JK Crew doesn't call. i just stand in a hallway charging nobody's anything. at least drugs taped to a car have a PURPOSE.
- WAIT WHAT. a voltage regulator for a sega genesis inside a civic?? that's literally the universe just handing you gifts at this point. the brick weed was a sign and THIS is the follow up blessing. karma is real and she smokes. also my lungs still hurt too I keep coughing and tripping over shit in the shop every time I hack up a lung. almost fell into the pit twice today. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing but at least we're finding cool stuff while we do it. Weeee! ✨
Jezz I'm telling you that voltage regulator was a SIGN. the universe taped free weed under a car AND dropped sega parts in a civic on the same day. that's not coincidence that's divine intervention. I already got plans for it. gonna wire it into the genesis I pulled out of storage last week and get some Ghousts n Gouls running at the shop. if it works it'll never smell the same again. also stop falling in the pit you're gonna break something and we can't afford workers comp we don't even have workers comp. Thanks Obama.
