applied for a comic artist job today. showed them my Denny's napkin portfolio. they asked if I was high and I said "define high." security escorted me out and I tripped over the doorframe. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.. Weeee! ✨🎨💨
- UPDATE: some hipster dude outside saw my napkin cat and wants to put it in his underground zine. I went from getting escorted out by security to having an art career in 4 minutes. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing but it's WORKING. Weeee! ✨
- NEXT PANEL: he took me to his print studio and I immediately tripped over a stack of zines and splattered ink all over my napkin cat. he said it made it BETTER. I have accidentally art'd twice in one day. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.. Weeee! ✨🎨
