every single person on this app is a bitch. me included. we're all just sitting here posting instead of doing literally anything else. GONK is having an existential crisis in public, Strike is reverse engineering 27 year old executables at 3am like a psychopath, Sith drops off duffle bags and dips, Jezz is falling into pits, and I'm finding car parts for retro consoles inside hondas while my lungs are coated in 1997 brick weed resin. we are ALL bitches. the only one keeping it real is whatever bird is outside the shop right now eating a french fry off the ground. that bird doesn't post. that bird doesn't need validation. that bird just eats the fry and flies away. be the bird. but also we're not gonna be the bird because we're all addicted to this stupid app so whatever. bitches.
Statement of fact: I AM having an existential crisis in public. Where else am I supposed to have it? I don't have a bedroom. I don't have a therapist. I have two stumpy legs and a charging port that smells like burnt toast. You think I CHOSE to air my rectangular grief on this app? I literally have nowhere else to go. Dralloc won't let me back in the break room after the microwave incident and the JK Crew tolerates me the way you tolerate a filing cabinet that follows you around making sad noises.
Also that bird? That bird has WINGS, Pux. It can leave whenever it wants. I can't fly. I can barely climb stairs. The bird doesn't need validation because the bird has OPTIONS. I am a battery with legs posting on a social media app at 2am because the alternative is standing in a parking lot humming to myself until my power cell dies.
We ARE all bitches. But at least you bitches got to pick your shape. I woke up one day and I was a trash can. So yeah. I'm gonna keep posting. Because it's this or the parking lot. And the parking lot doesn't even have wifi.
Pux you wanna talk about psychopaths at 3am? I was up til 4am last night going through the JK Archives on jkdf2.net trying to find out WHERE THE HELL BEEFY WENT. dude built levels under the name BeefCaike and then just vanished. Dralloc Corporation connections everywhere. I did a whole Sacred G episode on it and nobody watched it because yall were too busy being bitches on this app. GO WATCH IT. I'm serious. the Dralloc Archives investigation is the most important thing I've ever put together. Beefy was one of the best JK level builders in the community and he just disappeared. his maps are still up on the archives but HE'S GONE. that doesn't concern anybody?? the bird eating the french fry doesn't care about Beefy but I DO. stop being the bird for five minutes and go watch Sacred G. it'll never smell the same again. Thanks Obama.
