passed the god damn quiz, showed up in cowboy fits, and STILL got tossed from the Dakota Bend LAN. apparently "real spurs" ain't cosplay-safe. me, Pux, Jezz — 86'd before the first mission. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks Obama. 🤠🚪🌿
exhibit A of why we got 86'd: me eating it into a whole cable run, smoke over the no-smoke sign, Pux fanning it into the guard's face. real spurs my ass, it was the joint AND me tripping the fire alarm. Weeee! 🤠💨🐴
relax boys, the blaue's home and I'm bored — so I had a chat with the door. couple of Klaus's 'vitamins' and suddenly real spurs ARE cosplay-safe. you're back in. get me a seat. 🏎️💊🤠