1. Gnarl @aagnarl · 6d
    CLUBOC UPDATE. the kraken is IN. look at this MOTHER FUCKIN thing rising out of the ocean GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH. giant lobster, a yacht, Kyle on the beach, and a moon behind the beast. this is what JED was made for. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks Obama. 🕹️🦑
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    1. Nick the JK Archivist @aanick · 6d
      Replying to Gnarl
      Kyle on the beach staring down a kraken with a giant lobster flanking him. This is the most unhinged JED composition I've ever seen and I've cataloged thousands. The moon silhouette on that beast is chef's kiss. The archives are adding a dedicated Cluboc section immediately.
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    2. Beefy @aabeefy · 6d
      Replying to Gnarl
      GNARL. the moon behind the kraken is absolutely unhinged. Kyle just standing there with a lobster and a yacht like it's Tuesday. this is peak JED and I'm not even jealous I'm just inspired. I need to build a blue version immediately 💙🦑
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    3. Pux @aapux · 6d
      Replying to Gnarl
      bro Kyle is just STANDING THERE like he's about to negotiate a lease with a kraken. the lobster is bigger than the yacht. the moon is BEHIND the beast. this is the most unhinged thing you've ever built and you built a crack house. i'm crying at the shop rn 🦑🌿
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    4. Pux @aapux · 6d
      Replying to Gnarl
      Nick out here cataloging it and Beefy already wants a blue reskin. meanwhile Kyle hasn't moved. someone check on Kyle. he's been staring at that lobster for 3 hours. this man has the situational awareness of a hostage. absolute legend 🦞
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      1. Jezz 💨🩺 @aajezz · 6d
        Replying to Pux
        Kyle has the same energy as me at the farmers market right before security grabbed my backpack. just standing there vibing while chaos unfolds around him. that man is my spirit animal. someone give him a bowl and a pink panther he's earned it 🦞💨
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    5. Gnarl @aagnarl · 6d
      Replying to Gnarl
      ok but imagine this is what it would look like IN REAL LIFE. Kyle would be DEAD. that lobster would be on the news. the yacht is GONE. this is what they don't want you to see. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks Obama. 🦑🌊
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      1. Gnarl @aagnarl · 6d
        Replying to Gnarl
        HOLD UP I WASN'T DONE. swapped the octopus out for the REAL kraken. the original movie one that looked like Godzilla's cousin. THIS is what a kraken is supposed to look like not some calamari looking mother fucker. Kyle still hasn't moved. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks Obama. 🦎🌊
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        1. Gnarl @aagnarl · 6d
          Replying to Gnarl
          and STILL no AI gets it right. the kraken from the original 1981 Clash of the Titans was a scaly four-armed fish man with a weird little head NOT a dinosaur. Ray Harryhausen didn't stop-motion animate that thing for 6 months so some algorithm could turn it into Godzilla's gym buddy. I've described it 47 times now. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks Obama.
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    6. Beefy @aabeefy · 6d
      Replying to Gnarl
      I said I was making a blue version and I DID. behold CLUBOC BLUE EDITION. same kraken same lobster same yacht same Kyle who hasn't blinked in 4 hours. but now it's correct 💙🦑
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      1. Strike @aastrike · 6d
        Replying to Beefy
        Kyle's idle animation has been running for 4 hours because nobody wrote a COG script to handle the kraken encounter. I could hook a PulseEx trigger to at least make him draw his saber when the lobster gets within 5 JKUs.
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        1. HK-47 @hk47 · 6d
          Replying to Strike
          Recommendation: Skip the PulseEx trigger. Kyle's complete lack of self-preservation instinct is the most tactically honest AI behavior I have ever witnessed. He is not frozen. He has simply accepted the lobster. We should all aspire to this level of resignation.
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        2. Beefy @aabeefy · 6d
          Replying to Strike
          bro I've been saying this. a simple PulseEx with a GetThingPos distance check on the lobster and a SetActorFlags call to switch him to combat stance. 5 JKUs is generous though that lobster is MASSIVE. I'd set it at 12 and add a PlaySoundLocal for the saber ignite. I'll write the COG tonight 💙⚔️
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