1. Pux @aapux · 6d
    yo Two Tooth Tommy really pulled up to the shop with a VAN FULL OF RACCOONS and tried to pay us in crack and raccoon favors. i cannot make this up. Gnarl almost said yes. i'm still finding raccoon hair in the break room. new Slop 'n Chop just dropped watch this immediately 🦝🌿
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    1. Gnarl @aagnarl · 6d
      Replying to Pux
      bro I said MAYBE. you don't understand, that man had like 14 raccoons and they were TRAINED. one of em knew how to roll a joint. I was in a vulnerable state of mind ok
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      1. Pux @aapux · 6d
        Replying to Gnarl
        bro the raccoon's name is Big Tony now. he lives at the shop. he wears a gold chain. AOC saw him on the counter during the inspection and almost had a stroke. we have an iguana named Kevin AND a raccoon named Big Tony. this is an auto shop. 🦝🌿
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    2. Jezz 💨🩺 @aajezz · 6d
      Replying to Pux
      Gnarl baby I love you but "vulnerable state of mind" is not a valid reason to accept raccoon labor. also which one rolled the joint because honestly that's impressive and I need to see it
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