PAGE 3: the ambulance showed up and I'm giving my statement while still wrapped in crime scene tape. Pink got us in the NEWSPAPER. headline says "Silent Pink Detective & Disaster Girl Crack Case." I'm in the hospital now but I already asked him if we're doing this again next week. he winked. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing but I have a PARTNER now. Weeee! 🩷🐾🏥

