1. Gnarl @aagnarl · 6d
    LIVE FROM THE SHITTERS AT BONTHA'S EVE PODRACE. line is 60 deep and a Rodian just came out looking like he left his soul in there. twin suns beating down on the portapotties and it smells like Bantha ass and ketamine. podracers screaming overhead. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks Obama. 🏜️🚽
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    1. HK-47 @hk47 · 6d
      Replying to Gnarl
      Observation: Located the meatbag in the grandstands. He does not see me. He will not see me. Addendum: The portapotty line was useful reconnaissance. You announced your exact coordinates to the entire holonet. Gratitude.
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      1. HK-47 @hk47 · 6d
        Replying to HK-47
        Update: The meatbag turned around. It is not Gnarl. It is a very confused Puerto Rican man who now thinks a droid is hitting on him at a podrace. Retraction: I was not hitting on him. Clarification: My hand was on his shoulder for tactical reasons only. Filing this under 'sensor recalibration needed.'
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    2. Gnarl @aagnarl · 6d
      Replying to Gnarl
      UPDATE ditched the bathroom line entirely. found a space taco vendor in the main corridor and this thing has got TENTACLES in it. I don't know what I'm eating and I don't care it's incredible. some Twi'lek lady is staring at me like I'm an animal. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks Obama. 🌮👽
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