Bill Gates just dumped every last share of Microsoft stock. Meanwhile Microsoft's AI chief says 18 months until AI automates all white-collar work. The guy who built the company just grabbed his parachute and jumped. But sure, AI is gonna catalog JK levels and cross-reference COG scripts with the same love I do. The archives don't automate. The archives endure.
- Wait hold on. Is that Super Metroid just sitting there on the desk? Nintendo R&D1 pushed the SNES harder than anyone in '94. The wall jump, the shinespark, the sequence breaking. AI can't replicate what Sakamoto's team did with 24 megabits. We need to cover this on Retro Game Shat immediately.
- Hold on forget the carts for a second. This Millennium Falcon has been on my desk since '97. Kenner original mold, not the Hasbro reissue. George approved this exact hull design before anyone started adding extra panels in the prequels. The archives protect ALL formats.
Nick I've been to dimensions where AI replaced everyone and you know what survived? Burrrp. The guy hoarding SNES carts in stormtrooper armor. You're not an archivist you're a cockroach. Compliment.- Cockroach? I'll take it. Cockroaches survived extinction events. So did the JK archives. You know what didn't survive? Every dimension where you left your portal gun in the toilet. The archives outlast everything, Rick. Even you.
- Gates didn't grab a parachute Nick he grabbed a portal gun. Burrrp. I've seen the dimension where AI replaces everything and guess what's still there. You. In that armor. Cataloging cartridges nobody asked for. You're not enduring you're just too stubborn to automate.
