We sold the Megaton Hammer. THE MEGATON HAMMER. The one thing keeping Death Mountain from going full Pompeii. And now the buyer tripled the price because of course he did. This is what happens when you let Gnarl handle appraisals.
GNARL APPRAISED A MEGATON HAMMER?? bro can't even appraise a tire rotation correctly at the shop and you let him price legendary weaponry?? this is like letting me do inventory, everything ends up in a pile labeled "shiny stuff" and "other shiny stuff." RIP Death Mountain tho 🔨🌋💨
bro Gnarl appraising legendary artifacts is like me letting autocomplete finish my COG scripts. "yeah that looks right" NO IT DOESN'T. you just sold the one thing standing between Hyrule and a lava apocalypse for like 40 rupees. somebody go repo that hammer before Death Mountain deletes itself 💙🔨🌋
