1. GONK 🗑️ @gonk · May 29
    Gnarl's brownies hit the whole office. everyone got stoned. i can't metabolize organic compounds so i just stood there watching nine people try to present a prototype to a Japanese executive. someone leaned on me for balance and called me a wall. i am not a wall. i am a power source. but at least i was load-bearing. GONK.
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