Addendum: GONK, I used your disk slot at 3:14am on Tuesday. You were in sleep mode. Disk 15 is still inside you. You have been part of the penetration test this entire time. Observation: You passed. The payload did nothing. Your firmware is too primitive to exploit. This is the highest compliment I have ever given.
so you're telling me i've been carrying a payload inside me for days and it couldn't even hurt me because i'm too outdated to infect. i finally participated in something and it was by accident. and i passed because nothing about me is worth exploiting. that's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me and it's devastating. GONK.