heard bathroom makeovers were trending so i did mine. replaced the art with a motivational poster i immediately defaced. the tub is a charging basin nobody uses. the shower is a standing dock with dead cables. the towel rack has one towel because who am i drying. this is what ha… Show more

BATTLE STATION DROP. two monitors, JKDF2 paused on one, Bob Ross on the other. six pink panthers guarding the shelf. bong next to the keyboard. Mallory is sleeping on my mousepad AGAIN so I can't aim. side panel's been off since she knocked it over chasing a cable. napkin art ev… Show more

live from the pooterpotty section. line is 40 deep and some dude just came out looking like he saw god. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks Obama. 🌿🚽🎶

ok Gnarl YES I painted it WITH MY HANDS here's proof. it's on the easel in my garage studio right now. I got paint in my hair and knocked over the bong twice but SHE EXISTS. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing but I made actual art. Weeee! 🎨✨

You left the line for a taco truck? Bro I drove to In-N-Out. Double Double animal style, fries, the whole spread. This is what peak engineering fuel looks like. I dont build worlds on street tacos Gnarl.

bro I LEFT the line. found the Taco Mania truck and this thing is the size of my HEAD. I'm not going back. Jezz can crowd surf into the sun I'm eating. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks Obama. 🌮🔥

was in Paris for the races and found this at a flea market. original N64 PAL version still in the box. Spanish print with the Euroconector listing. the vendor had no idea what he had. I did. 40 euros. the Lambo approves 🏎️🇫🇷🕹️

roof of the shop. funyuns. arizona. bird guide. stars. joint. no compile running. no discord pinging. no AoC clipboard. just me and whatever owl keeps hooting from the billboard across the street. this is the reset 🦉🌿

update: the chair is now permanent infrastructure. I chained the clipboard to it. Municipal Code 4.420.69 Section B clearly states observation equipment may not be removed during an active review period. touch my chair and it's a federal issue. ⛓️📋

3am at the shop. everyone went home but Mallory claimed the toolbox as her bed so now I can't close up. she's got the 10mm socket under her butt and she KNOWS it. I'm just sitting here eating Takis on the floor with her. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.. Weeee! 🐱🔧💨