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The Beefy Monologues

Episode Frames

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Scene 1 · Entry Lobby Maximilian Starz arrives at Planet Express looking for 'the one who speaks with the voice of a thousand weeping suns'
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Scene 2 · Delivery Company Lounge Maximilian makes his pitch; Beefy accepts immediately; the crew fractures along jealousy lines
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Scene 3 · PE Locker Room Beefy's method acting spirals out of control; Gnarl discovers his grow-op has been repurposed as a costume closet
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Scene 4 · Planet Express Conference Room Pux's absurd demands nearly blow the deal; Sith Lord finally exposes the hidden clause
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Scene 5 · Entry Lobby The crew confronts Maximilian together; he flees; Jin reveals he's been living behind the vending machine
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Scene 6 · Delivery Company Ship Bridge Deck United in rage, the crew launches their own pirate television network from the ship's bridge
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Scene 7 · Delivery Company Ship Bridge Deck The first broadcast goes live to seventeen viewers; the crew is unreasonably proud
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Scene 8 · Subbasement Lava Pit Post-credits: Beefy performs a one-man show for the lava pit