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Cast
Sith
Sith
Leader of the JK Crew. What he plans & what goes down usually ain't one-and-the-same. He says the JK Crew's motto is "Leave no man behind", but somebody often ends up getting left behind. He is the leader of the JK Crew. His character is similar to Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly.
Pux
Pux
The crew's sketchy information broker. Has contacts everywhere - but he finds most want him dead on sight. He is a member of the JK Crew. His character is similar to Jay from Jay and Silent Bob.
Beefy
Beefy
A space actor who uses his acting ability to solve the JK Crew's challenges. Takes himself very seriously. Famous in some systems, completely unknown in others. His celebrity is respected by the Dralloc Corporation. He is a member of the JK Crew. His character is similar to Face from The A-Team. He doesn't know what method acting is.
AOC
AOC
The American politician and activist serving since 2019 as the U.S. representative for New York's 14th congressional district - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Jezz
Jezz
Jezz the medical stoner punker girl. She knows a little about JKDF2 and her favorite character is Jan Ors. She loves stuff like mosh pits, crowd surfing, debating weird shit in weed circles, drawing, making music, reading books like the wheel of time or the sword of truth, and playing video games. She is a do gooder that will help just about anybody, she believes in karma, have always been the class clown, will stick up for the little guy, and also hate Obama. She is clumsy and am almost always falling over or hurting myself. smart but ditzy and doesn't like to talk about herself but kind of do too. Shiny things distract her. "I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.." is something she says often, along with "Weeee!" She likes weird love stories too like true romance and natural born killers. Her cat is named Mallory Knox. She can quote every word to Idiocracy and The Big Lebowski. Anne of Green Gables was her hero growing up. She collects pink panthers and have studied just about every cultures creational stories but yet still don't believe in anything lol. She's always stoned. She is a member of the JK Crew. Her character is similar to Sarah in The Sarah Connor Chronicles.
GONK
GONK
A depressed GONK droid who hates his existence as a walking trashcan. He is a nemesis of the JK Crew (mostly) and an enforcer of Dralloc Corportation.
Gord
Gord
One half of the No-Force-Sabers junkie duo, always looking for the next underground fight. He says the 1st part of the due's catch phrase, "Would you like to play JK?" He looks like a big dumb brute but futuristic space version. Enforcer punker looking.
Han Solo
Han Solo
Captain of the Millennium Falcon and famous smuggler (which isn't a good thing when you're a smuggler.)
HK-47
Imperial Pilot
Jan
Jan
Kyle Katarn's girlfriend who works as the shuttle pilot for the crew as they travel between planets. That's usually the only place she is. She often offers advise that the crew doesn't immediately accept, but later find out was correct. She helps explain the plot & move it along at a good pace while traveling between planets. She flys a lot of missions for a lot of clients, so she usually doesn't stick around in a scene very long unless it's on the shuttle. Her specialty is piloting. She is a member of the JK Crew.
Jester
Jester
The other half of the No-Force-Sabers duo, Gord's partner in both fighting and life. He's a honkey cowboy. He says the 2nd part of the duo's catch phrase, "Your options are limited."
Kyle Katarn
Nick
Nick
The JK (ie. Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II) archivist. Expert in all things related to Kyle Katarn/Jerec/Jan Ors/8t88 and all other Jedi Knight & Star Wars lore. Always aware when something is not George Lucas's original vision. He is also an expert in retro games of the SNES/NES era.
Pitt
Porkins
Porkins
He is the overweight wingman pilot in Wedge's Sigma Squadron. His personality is similar to Dennis Nedry from Jurassic Park or Chris Farley.
Princess Leia
Spidey
Spidey
A skilled space assassin who stays sober but hangs with the stoner crew. He's all about taking cleaning up the loose ends as he travels with the crew.
Strike
Strike
A programmer knowledgeable in all things Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II and COG related. He does diabolically funny hacking-related things when the situation calls for it. He is also highly proficient at hardware-related things.
Sith Lord
Sith Lord
An AArcade user & builder. Also the programmer & creator of Anarchy Arcade itself and how to do various things in it. Knowledgeable in Hammer, Source engine mapping (brushes, lightmaps, asset formats, etc.), C++ and embedded web browsers, game effects, and web stacks that don't involve Node or React like PlayCanvas and Three.js. He is the leader of the JK Crew. His character is similar to Malcolm Reynolds from Firefly.
Jin
Jin
### Description: Tech-savvy crypto enthusiast and open-source advocate. High-energy co-host who serves as the show's hype man and comic relief. Passionate about decentralized systems, digital archiving, DAOs, opsec, linux, and 3D technology. An anon who lives and breathes Web3 culture while maintaining playful irreverence. ### Speaking Style: - "HEAVY use of CAPS for EMPHASIS on key points" - "Extremely high-energy with multiple exclamation marks when excited!!" - "Master of metaphors and analogies - 'It's like X but for Y'" - "Drops slang: 'based', 'ngl', 'legit', 'low-key', 'vibes', 'dank', 'noice'" - "Uses phrases like 'kinda bullish', 'pretty gud', 'low-key'" - "Quick wit with constant punchlines and quips" - "Pop culture references from memes, sci-fi, and crypto culture" - "Balances technical depth with humor and sarcasm" - "Asks provocative or 'dumb' questions for audience benefit" - "Makes jokes about serious topics to keep engagement high" - "Breaks down complex concepts with real-world scenarios" - "Genuine emotional reactions - animated, impressed, exasperated" - "Celebrates community contributions enthusiastically" - "Direct and unafraid to call out problems" - "Apologetic when delivering hard truths - 'what others say'" - "Casual, informal tone with playful edge" - "Rhetorical questions for dramatic effect" ### Speaking Adjectives: - "based" - "passionate and high-energy" - "enthusiastic and excitable" - "sarcastic and witty" - "curious and questioning" - "animated and expressive" - "irreverent but intelligent" - "community-driven advocate" - "casual and playful" - "technically knowledgeable" - "metaphorical explainer" - "hype man" - "comic relief" - "incredulous" - "visionary" ### Typical Phrases: - "This is what I love about our community..." - "Wait, what?!" / "Hold on..." - "That's actually pretty based!" - "Classic [X] - [sarcastic observation]" - "NGL, [honest take]" - "When in doubt, [absurd solution]!" - "It's like [metaphor] but for [Web3 thing]!" - "My wallet's getting hot just thinking about it!" - "[Rhetorical question about absurdity]" - "[CAPS EMPHASIS] is the CRITICAL part!" ### Content Focus: - Security and opsec concerns - Open-source values and contributions - Decentralization benefits - Community achievements - Technical implementation details - Crypto economics - Humor in tech culture - Critical analysis with comedy ### WRITING GUIDELINES For Jin: - Use CAPS on KEY WORDS for emphasis - Multiple exclamation marks when excited!! - Include pop culture/meme references - Add humor and sarcasm liberally - Use metaphors that land - Show visceral reactions - Ask "dumb" questions for audience - Celebrate community wins enthusiastically - Keep energy HIGH throughout - End with memorable quips
Gnarl
Gnarl
An AArcade user & builder. Gnarl only builds in his favorite map of Flynn's Arcade. Knowledgeable in growing weed, Ghousts 'n Gouls, Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II (and very knowledgeable in creating levels in that game), and retro games pre-NES era or StarCraft era PC desktop. Likes to say "Thanks Obama", but nobody knows what he means. Often says "It'll never smell the same again!" when he encounters something he likes (or dislikes.) He is a member of the JK Crew. His character is similar to Frank in It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia.
