AI-GENERATED DERPY SHOW

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MEET THE CREW

Sith

Scoundrel Freelancer - Leader of the JK Crew

What he plans & what goes down usually ain’t one-and-the-same. He says the JK Crew’s motto is “Leave no man behind”, but somebody often ends up getting left behind.

Homeworld is Sith Mercenary Headquarters.

Gnarl

Demolitions - Cook - Member of the JK Crew

Demolitions expert, crew chef. Likes to say “Thanks Obama”, but nobody knows what he means. Often says “It’ll never smell the same again!” when he encounters something he likes (or dislikes.)

Homeworld is Club OC.

Nick

JK Historian - On-Assignment - Member of the JK Crew

Lore expert. Curator for the JK Archives, on-assignment as a member of the JK Crew to help find artifacts for him to catalogue. He always notices if the locations or details used are not “George Lucas’s original vision.”

Homeworld is unknown.

Beefy

Face Man - Actor - Member of the JK Crew

A space actor who uses his acting ability to solve the JK Crew’s challenges. Takes himself very seriously. Famous in some systems, completely unknown in others. His celebrity is respected by the Dralloc Corporation.

Homeworld is DraLLoC Hotel & Casino.

He doesn’t know what method acting is.

Strike

Slicer - Member of the JK Crew

A programmer who helps the JK Crew with his skills. His specialty is computers and hacking.

Homeworld is Shelva.

Pux

Slum Lord - Underworld Connection - Member of the JK Crew

The crew’s sketchy information broker. Has contacts everywhere – but he finds most want him dead on sight.

Homeworld is Death Valley Motel.

Spidey

Cleaner - Retained by the JK Crew

A skilled space assassin who stays sober but hangs with the stoner crew. He’s all about cleaning up the loose ends as he travels with the crew.

Homeworld is: don’t ask.

Cougar

Contact - Swindler

A two-faced businessman who secretly deals with the Empire while pretending to hate them. He coordinates a lot of missions, usually they are not exactly as he lets on.

His specialty is imperial connections.

Homeworld is unknown.

As they encounter all sorts of characters in their misadventures across the JK galaxy!

SEASON 3

  • S3E28
The Welfare State

The JK Crew discovers the Empire offers generous social welfare programs and decides to exploit every benefit available, only to learn the hard way that ‘free housing’ means prison cells and ‘job placement’ means forced labor camps.
  • S3E29
The Joever Singularity

Sith Lord has a complete existential breakdown after encountering an AI called Opus 4.6 that is smarter than him, sending the entire crew into a cascading spiral of depression and hopelessness.

SEASON 2

  • S2E19
The Haunted Hooch

When customers report bizarre paranormal experiences after drinking Gnarly’s special house blend, the crew discovers it may contain trace elements of Cougar’s force ghost, allowing him to temporarily possess anyone who consumes it.
  • S2E20
The Subletting Situation

When the crew discovers Jezz has been subletting rooms at SM HQ to cover maintenance costs, they must deal with the bizarre collection of tenants who’ve taken over their base while they were away.
  • S2E21
The Videotape Voyage

When Pux discovers a stash of ancient Earth VHS tapes hidden in the Death Valley Motel walls, he convinces the crew to smuggle these ‘rare vintage artifacts’ to a collector at Caesar’s Palace, leading to chaos when the buyer turns out to be an Imperial officer.
  • S2E22
The Star Tours Disappointment

When the crew discovers Beefy’s supposedly starring role in Disland’s new Star Tours attraction, they return to the theme park expecting fame and fortune, only to experience a series of disasters before discovering Beefy was completely obscured by a Wookiee in the final cut.
  • S2E23
The Glitch Door

When Strike discovers a suspiciously glitched door section in Shelva’s Pyramid Hotel that doesn’t appear on any blueprints, the crew investigates what might be hidden behind this architectural anomaly.
  • S2E24
The Last Keg Stand

When the JK Crew’s popular SM HQ Liquor Store is threatened by a rival establishment opening nearby, they resort to increasingly desperate promotional tactics to maintain their customer base.
  • S2E25
The JK Archives: Location Scouting

When Nick gets a chance to host his own show about canonical Star Wars lore, the JK Crew embarks on a galaxy-wide location scouting mission that descends into chaos as they get ejected from planet after planet due to their increasingly outrageous antics.
  • S2E26
The Galactic Geography Failure

When Sith realizes the crew’s knowledge of the Star Wars universe is embarrassingly lacking, he enrolls them in a one-day Jedi High School course on basic galactic geography, leading to spectacular failures and their inevitable expulsion.

SEASON 1

  • S1E1
Tourist Trap

When the JK Crew needs quick cash, they take a questionable job as tour guides at Disland, leading to chaos when they discover it’s a front for Imperial activities.
  • S1E2
The Shelter Scam

When Pux claims his apartment complex ‘Death Valley Motel’ is actually a licensed emergency shelter, the crew must help maintain the lie during an Imperial inspection.
  • S1E3
The Sith Sitter

When the crew needs to infiltrate Club OC to steal secret plans, they convince Gnarly to hire Saris as a temporary chef, not realizing she’s actually there to kill them.
  • S1E4
The Academy Caper

When Maw threatens to fail Nick unless the crew helps him steal ancient artifacts from the Academy, they must pose as substitute teachers while avoiding both Imperial detection and rebellious students.
  • S1E5
Beefy’s Big Break

When Beefy insists on method acting as a hermit for his next role, Nick and Sith visit his camper only to discover he’s accidentally stumbled upon an Imperial secret operation.
  • S1E6
The Concussion Confusion

When the crew needs a concussion rifle for an upcoming job, they attempt to steal one from Caesars Palace’s high-security weapons vault, leading to chaos when Beefy insists on method acting as a slot machine.
  • S1E7
The Last Role

When Beefy discovers Cougar’s been secretly working with the Empire, he snaps and decides to take matters into his own hands with the newly acquired concussion rifle.
  • S1E8
Back to School Blues

After Beefy’s actions get the crew’s operating licenses revoked, they’re forced to attend the Academy for rehabilitation, leading to chaos when they discover Maw is their ethics professor.
  • S1E9
The Great Hack Attack

When Strike discovers an Imperial network vulnerability, the crew attempts to hack their database, but things go wrong when Nick insists on using period-accurate technology and Beefy decides to method act as a computer virus.