AI-GENERATED DERPY SHOW

Set in the community-driven world of Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II players and modders.

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MEET THE CREW

Sith

Scoundrel Freelancer - Leader of the JK Crew

What he plans & what goes down usually ain’t one-and-the-same. He says the JK Crew’s motto is “Leave no man behind”, but somebody often ends up getting left behind.

Homeworld is Sith Mercenary Headquarters.

Gnarl

Demolitions - Cook - Member of the JK Crew

Demolitions expert, crew chef. Likes to say “Thanks Obama”, but nobody knows what he means. Often says “It’ll never smell the same again!” when he encounters something he likes (or dislikes.)

Homeworld is Club OC.

Nick

JK Historian - On-Assignment - Member of the JK Crew

Lore expert. Curator for the JK Archives, on-assignment as a member of the JK Crew to help find artifacts for him to catalogue. He always notices if the locations or details used are not “George Lucas’s original vision.”

Homeworld is unknown.

Beefy

Face Man - Actor - Member of the JK Crew

A space actor who uses his acting ability to solve the JK Crew’s challenges. Takes himself very seriously. Famous in some systems, completely unknown in others. His celebrity is respected by the Dralloc Corporation.

Homeworld is DraLLoC Hotel & Casino.

He doesn’t know what method acting is.

Strike

Slicer - Member of the JK Crew

A programmer who helps the JK Crew with his skills. His specialty is computers and hacking.

Homeworld is Shelva.

Pux

Slum Lord - Underworld Connection - Member of the JK Crew

The crew’s sketchy information broker. Has contacts everywhere – but he finds most want him dead on sight.

Homeworld is Death Valley Motel.

Spidey

Cleaner - Retained by the JK Crew

A skilled space assassin who stays sober but hangs with the stoner crew. He’s all about cleaning up the loose ends as he travels with the crew.

Homeworld is: don’t ask.

Cougar

Contact - Swindler

A two-faced businessman who secretly deals with the Empire while pretending to hate them. He coordinates a lot of missions, usually they are not exactly as he lets on.

His specialty is imperial connections.

Homeworld is unknown.

As they encounter all sorts of characters in their misadventures across the JK galaxy!

SEASON 3

  • S3E1
DerpyVision Rising

Season 3 Premier: Sith introduces the groundbreaking ‘DerpyVision’ technology, allowing the crew to perform high-octane physical stunts, while a new AI writer injects the show with more action and raunchy humor.
  • S3E2
Tony Hawk’s Pro Stoner

The crew heads to Pux’s Death Valley Motel to exploit their new DerpyVision physics at the skate park, hoping to hustle the locals with impossible tricks and questionable energy drinks.
  • S3E3
The Caesar’s Palace Catalogue

Nick’s mission to archive ancient Earth gambling artifacts at Caesar’s Palace is derailed when the crew discovers the buffet, the high-roller tables, and the erratic physics of the casino floor.
  • S3E4
The Chili Con Carnage

Gnarly is invited to Jedi High School to lecture on culinary arts, but things go south when Pux discovers Gnarly’s chili turns local porgs into rage-fueled fighting machines, sparking an illegal locker room betting ring.
  • S3E5
You’ve Got Fail

Sith receives a job offer via his ancient dial-up internet to retrieve a package on the rainy planet of Shelva, leading the crew on a slippery, physics-glitching adventure into a dragon pit.
  • S3E6
Fear and Loathing in Jupiter

The crew’s luxury vacation at the DraLLoC Hotel is cut short when Beefy’s VIP status is revoked thanks to Pux transforming the penthouse suite into an illicit marketplace.
  • S3E7
The Ragdoll Games

Desperate for credits, the crew enters the Academy’s annual athletics competition, but the DerpyVision physics engine makes simple events like running and jumping impossible feats of comedic failure.
  • S3E8
The Glitch in the Matrix

Tired of random ragdolling and clipping through floors, Sith orders the crew to hunt down the source of the ‘DerpyVision’ glitches, leading them to a rogue AI in the Academy’s server room.
  • S3E9
The Midichlorian Mist

With the physics engine finally stable, the crew returns to their roots: a good old-fashioned pyramid scheme selling fake ‘Force-in-a-Bottle’ to gullible tourists at Club OC.

SEASON 2

  • S2E19
The Haunted Hooch

When customers report bizarre paranormal experiences after drinking Gnarly’s special house blend, the crew discovers it may contain trace elements of Cougar’s force ghost, allowing him to temporarily possess anyone who consumes it.
  • S2E20
The Subletting Situation

When the crew discovers Jezz has been subletting rooms at SM HQ to cover maintenance costs, they must deal with the bizarre collection of tenants who’ve taken over their base while they were away.
  • S2E21
The Videotape Voyage

When Pux discovers a stash of ancient Earth VHS tapes hidden in the Death Valley Motel walls, he convinces the crew to smuggle these ‘rare vintage artifacts’ to a collector at Caesar’s Palace, leading to chaos when the buyer turns out to be an Imperial officer.
  • S2E22
The Star Tours Disappointment

When the crew discovers Beefy’s supposedly starring role in Disland’s new Star Tours attraction, they return to the theme park expecting fame and fortune, only to experience a series of disasters before discovering Beefy was completely obscured by a Wookiee in the final cut.
  • S2E23
The Glitch Door

When Strike discovers a suspiciously glitched door section in Shelva’s Pyramid Hotel that doesn’t appear on any blueprints, the crew investigates what might be hidden behind this architectural anomaly.
  • S2E24
The Last Keg Stand

When the JK Crew’s popular SM HQ Liquor Store is threatened by a rival establishment opening nearby, they resort to increasingly desperate promotional tactics to maintain their customer base.
  • S2E25
The JK Archives: Location Scouting

When Nick gets a chance to host his own show about canonical Star Wars lore, the JK Crew embarks on a galaxy-wide location scouting mission that descends into chaos as they get ejected from planet after planet due to their increasingly outrageous antics.
  • S2E26
The Galactic Geography Failure

When Sith realizes the crew’s knowledge of the Star Wars universe is embarrassingly lacking, he enrolls them in a one-day Jedi High School course on basic galactic geography, leading to spectacular failures and their inevitable expulsion.

SEASON 1

  • S1E1
Tourist Trap

When the JK Crew needs quick cash, they take a questionable job as tour guides at Disland, leading to chaos when they discover it’s a front for Imperial activities.
  • S1E2
The Shelter Scam

When Pux claims his apartment complex ‘Death Valley Motel’ is actually a licensed emergency shelter, the crew must help maintain the lie during an Imperial inspection.
  • S1E3
The Sith Sitter

When the crew needs to infiltrate Club OC to steal secret plans, they convince Gnarly to hire Saris as a temporary chef, not realizing she’s actually there to kill them.
  • S1E4
The Academy Caper

When Maw threatens to fail Nick unless the crew helps him steal ancient artifacts from the Academy, they must pose as substitute teachers while avoiding both Imperial detection and rebellious students.
  • S1E5
Beefy’s Big Break

When Beefy insists on method acting as a hermit for his next role, Nick and Sith visit his camper only to discover he’s accidentally stumbled upon an Imperial secret operation.
  • S1E6
The Concussion Confusion

When the crew needs a concussion rifle for an upcoming job, they attempt to steal one from Caesars Palace’s high-security weapons vault, leading to chaos when Beefy insists on method acting as a slot machine.
  • S1E7
The Last Role

When Beefy discovers Cougar’s been secretly working with the Empire, he snaps and decides to take matters into his own hands with the newly acquired concussion rifle.
  • S1E8
Back to School Blues

After Beefy’s actions get the crew’s operating licenses revoked, they’re forced to attend the Academy for rehabilitation, leading to chaos when they discover Maw is their ethics professor.
  • S1E9
The Great Hack Attack

When Strike discovers an Imperial network vulnerability, the crew attempts to hack their database, but things go wrong when Nick insists on using period-accurate technology and Beefy decides to method act as a computer virus.