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MEET THE CREW

Sith

Scoundrel Freelancer - Leader of the JK Crew

What he plans & what goes down usually ain’t one-and-the-same. He says the JK Crew’s motto is “Leave no man behind”, but somebody often ends up getting left behind.

Homeworld is Sith Mercenary Headquarters.

Gnarl

Demolitions - Cook - Member of the JK Crew

Demolitions expert, crew chef. Likes to say “Thanks Obama”, but nobody knows what he means. Often says “It’ll never smell the same again!” when he encounters something he likes (or dislikes.)

Homeworld is Club OC.

Nick

JK Historian - On-Assignment - Member of the JK Crew

Lore expert. Curator for the JK Archives, on-assignment as a member of the JK Crew to help find artifacts for him to catalogue. He always notices if the locations or details used are not “George Lucas’s original vision.”

Homeworld is unknown.

Beefy

Face Man - Actor - Member of the JK Crew

A space actor who uses his acting ability to solve the JK Crew’s challenges. Takes himself very seriously. Famous in some systems, completely unknown in others. His celebrity is respected by the Dralloc Corporation.

Homeworld is DraLLoC Hotel & Casino.

He doesn’t know what method acting is.

Strike

Slicer - Member of the JK Crew

A programmer who helps the JK Crew with his skills. His specialty is computers and hacking.

Homeworld is Shelva.

Pux

Slum Lord - Underworld Connection - Member of the JK Crew

The crew’s sketchy information broker. Has contacts everywhere – but he finds most want him dead on sight.

Homeworld is Death Valley Motel.

Spidey

Cleaner - Retained by the JK Crew

A skilled space assassin who stays sober but hangs with the stoner crew. He’s all about cleaning up the loose ends as he travels with the crew.

Homeworld is: don’t ask.

Cougar

Contact - Swindler

A two-faced businessman who secretly deals with the Empire while pretending to hate them. He coordinates a lot of missions, usually they are not exactly as he lets on.

His specialty is imperial connections.

Homeworld is unknown.

As they encounter all sorts of characters in their misadventures across the JK galaxy!

SEASON 3

  • S3E19
The Bathroom Breakout

During a routine refueling stop, Pux gets locked inside a high-tech bathroom that requires solving riddles to exit, while the rest of the crew fights off a bored space gang in the parking lot.
  • S3E20
The Cooking Show Calamity

Gnarly gets his own public access cooking show, but the studio is located in a condemned warehouse and the live audience consists entirely of confused droids and one very angry health inspector.
  • S3E21
The Haunted Hard Drive

Pux buys a used hard drive from a Jawa at a swap meet, only to find it’s haunted by the digital ghost of an ancient Sith Lord who just wants to play Minesweeper.
  • S3E22
The Weight-Bearing Beard

After a bet goes wrong, Gnarly shaves his magic beard, which turns out to have been supporting the entire Club OC building’s structural integrity.
  • S3E23
The Method Acting Trooper

Beefy lands a role as an extra in an Imperial propaganda film, but his intense method acting leads him to accidentally infiltrate a real Imperial base, where his confidence convinces everyone he’s a high-ranking inspector.
  • S3E24
The Scab Crew

When Gnarly’s entire staff walks out to protest Imperial Customs Enforcement, the JK Crew attempts to run the luxury resort, resulting in stolen luggage, lore-accurate cocktails, and a pool disaster.
  • S3E25
A Very Puxmas Life Day

The JK Crew gather at Pux’s Death Valley Motel to throw a big Life Day bash, but Pux’s sketchy decorations, Gnarly’s experimental cuisine, and an unexpected visit from Imperial carolers turn the celebration into chaos.
  • S3E26
The Wrong Beefy

After a transporter accident, Beefy is split into two versions: Regular Beefy and Subtle Beefy, who uses nuanced acting techniques and indoor voice levels.
  • S3E27
The Coral Castle Conspiracy

Gnarly convinces the crew to hunt for legendary cosmic energy pioneered by Edward Leedskalnin, but every clue leads to increasingly obvious dick jokes that he doesn’t notice until the final reveal.

SEASON 2

  • S2E1
The Debt Collectors

When the crew finally does their accounting, they discover they’re massively in debt due to property damage, ‘cleaning’ fees, and Beefy’s extensive costume budget, leading to increasingly desperate money-making schemes.
  • S2E2
The Method Actor’s Madness

Desperate for credits to pay their debts, Beefy takes a job as a corporate sensitivity trainer, but his dedication to method acting each workplace scenario leads to chaos at an Imperial office.
  • S2E3
The Spice Must Flow

When Gnarly discovers a shipment of rare Kessel spices abandoned in their hangar bay, the crew attempts to sell it legitimately to pay off their debts, only to discover the hard way why it was abandoned.
  • S2E4
The Pux Protection Program: Reloaded

When Pux’s datapad viruses accidentally send Imperial secrets to the Rebellion, he’s wanted by both sides, and the crew must hide him again despite his complete inability to be stealthy.
  • S2E5
The Beefy Bounty

When Beefy is mistaken for a famous method actor wanted by the Empire for his uncanny impersonations, the crew must protect him from bounty hunters while he performs his greatest role yet: ‘Innocent Fugitive.’
  • S2E6
Galactic Chef Showdown

To pay off their debts, the crew enters Gnarly in the galaxy’s most prestigious cooking competition, but his experimental dishes and the team’s antics turn the event into a culinary catastrophe.
  • S2E7
Gnarly’s Goat

When Gnarly adopts a mysterious alien ‘goat’ as his new cooking mascot, the crew discovers it has an appetite for expensive technology and can duplicate anything it eats, leading to chaotic ‘copy-goat’ shenanigans.
  • S2E8
The Strike System

When Strike announces his own ‘strike system’ for handling misbehavior (as a counterpoint to Spidey’s), the crew is caught in an increasingly complicated web of competing punishment protocols.
  • S2E9
The Gord and Jester Chronicles

When the crew discovers Gord and Jester have been running underground No-Force-Sabers tournaments, they reluctantly become involved in the high-stakes galaxy of illegal dueling.

SEASON 1

  • S1E19
The Slum Lord’s Fall

When Pux loses ownership of Death Valley Motel due to ghost tenant tax evasion, he’s forced to become a regular tenant in his own building while the crew tries to help him adjust to his new reality.
  • S1E20
Under New Management

When the crew visits Club OC for intel, they discover 8t88 has become the new owner and transformed it into a highly-regulated resort with strict droid protocols, forcing Gnarly to run his kitchen operations from a hidden beach bunker.
  • S1E21
Meet the JK Crew

Sith introduces the crew and their various hangout spots, explaining their work as loot hunters and introducing the key locations where their schemes usually begin or end.
  • S1E22
The Crackerjack Caper

After finding Strike hiding in the Shelva Hotel, the crew must plan a hasty escape from the planet to reach a mysterious ‘crackerjack box location’, all while avoiding Imperial detection.
  • S1E22
Escape from Shelva

After finding Strike hiding in the Shelva Hotel, the crew must plan a quick escape from the planet while avoiding Imperial detection, all while trying to reach their mysterious ‘crackerjack box’ destination.
  • S1E23
The Crackerjack Conundrum

After escaping Shelva, the crew follows Strike’s coordinates to find the mysterious Crackerjack box, only to discover it’s hidden in the most dangerous place possible: Disland’s lost and found.
  • S1E24
Ghost of a Deal

The crew attempts to sell the stolen Crackerjack box through Ghost Cougar at his usual Nar Shaddaa haunt, but things get complicated when his force ghost tries to double-cross them again.
  • S1E25
The Resort Rebellion

When Gnarly discovers a loophole in Club OC’s ownership contract involving ‘proof of superior hospitality services’, the crew attempts to sabotage 8t88’s automated resort management while showcasing Gnarly’s unique approach to customer service.
  • S1E26
Code Brown

When someone commits an unspeakable act in Club OC’s premium pool, Gnarly launches a resort-wide investigation to find the perpetrator, turning the crew into unlikely pool detectives.