AI-GENERATED DERPY SHOW

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MEET THE CREW

Sith

Scoundrel Freelancer - Leader of the JK Crew

What he plans & what goes down usually ain’t one-and-the-same. He says the JK Crew’s motto is “Leave no man behind”, but somebody often ends up getting left behind.

Homeworld is Sith Mercenary Headquarters.

Gnarl

Demolitions - Cook - Member of the JK Crew

Demolitions expert, crew chef. Likes to say “Thanks Obama”, but nobody knows what he means. Often says “It’ll never smell the same again!” when he encounters something he likes (or dislikes.)

Homeworld is Club OC.

Nick

JK Historian - On-Assignment - Member of the JK Crew

Lore expert. Curator for the JK Archives, on-assignment as a member of the JK Crew to help find artifacts for him to catalogue. He always notices if the locations or details used are not “George Lucas’s original vision.”

Homeworld is unknown.

Beefy

Face Man - Actor - Member of the JK Crew

A space actor who uses his acting ability to solve the JK Crew’s challenges. Takes himself very seriously. Famous in some systems, completely unknown in others. His celebrity is respected by the Dralloc Corporation.

Homeworld is DraLLoC Hotel & Casino.

He doesn’t know what method acting is.

Strike

Slicer - Member of the JK Crew

A programmer who helps the JK Crew with his skills. His specialty is computers and hacking.

Homeworld is Shelva.

Pux

Slum Lord - Underworld Connection - Member of the JK Crew

The crew’s sketchy information broker. Has contacts everywhere – but he finds most want him dead on sight.

Homeworld is Death Valley Motel.

Spidey

Cleaner - Retained by the JK Crew

A skilled space assassin who stays sober but hangs with the stoner crew. He’s all about cleaning up the loose ends as he travels with the crew.

Homeworld is: don’t ask.

Cougar

Contact - Swindler

A two-faced businessman who secretly deals with the Empire while pretending to hate them. He coordinates a lot of missions, usually they are not exactly as he lets on.

His specialty is imperial connections.

Homeworld is unknown.

As they encounter all sorts of characters in their misadventures across the JK galaxy!

SEASON 3

  • S3E10
The Dead Man’s Tan

The crew receives a mysterious encrypted message summoning them to Nar Shaddaa, only to discover that Cougar, who they thought died in a fiery explosion last season, is alive, well, and sporting a fantastic tan.
  • S3E11
The Quantum Paperweight

Cougar sends the crew on a high-stakes heist to retrieve an ‘ancient gravity stabilizer’ from a secure vault, which turns out to be a very heavy object he needs to keep his tax returns from blowing away.
  • S3E12
The Load-Bearing Texture

Cougar hires the crew to steal a seemingly worthless piece of abstract art from the DraLLoC Hotel, not realizing the painting is actually a critical texture file holding the building’s geometry together.
  • S3E13
The Volleyball Physics Incident

The crew enters a beach volleyball tournament at Club OC, but the DerpyVision physics engine turns the sand into a glitchy nightmare and Beefy takes his Top Gun reenactment too far.
  • S3E14
The Escort Quest Nightmare

Cougar hires the crew to escort a ‘high-value asset’ across the dangerous wastelands of Purgatory, but the asset turns out to be Larry, whose pathfinding AI is so broken he can’t walk five feet without getting stuck on a rock.
  • S3E15
The T-Pose Pandemic

A digital virus sweeps through the galaxy, locking everyone into the default ‘T-Pose’ stance. The crew must navigate a stiff, frozen DraLLoC Hotel to find Patient Zero before their animations are deleted forever.
  • S3E16
The Safety Briefing

After insurance premiums skyrocket due to the new physics engine, Sith forces the crew to undergo a mandatory safety tour of SM HQ, which immediately becomes a hazard in itself.
  • S3E17
The Small Galaxy Heist

Cougar hires the crew to steal a specific singing animatronic from Disland’s ‘It’s a Small Galaxy’ ride, claiming it holds encrypted Imperial codes, but the doll turns out to be a decommissioned assassin droid with a catchy musical number.
  • S3E18
The Polygon Murder Mystery

The crew attends a high-society gala at the Shelva Pyramid Hotel, but when a wealthy guest suddenly clips through the floor and vanishes, they are accused of ‘murder by geometry’.

SEASON 2

  • S2E1
The Debt Collectors

When the crew finally does their accounting, they discover they’re massively in debt due to property damage, ‘cleaning’ fees, and Beefy’s extensive costume budget, leading to increasingly desperate money-making schemes.
  • S2E2
The Method Actor’s Madness

Desperate for credits to pay their debts, Beefy takes a job as a corporate sensitivity trainer, but his dedication to method acting each workplace scenario leads to chaos at an Imperial office.
  • S2E3
The Spice Must Flow

When Gnarly discovers a shipment of rare Kessel spices abandoned in their hangar bay, the crew attempts to sell it legitimately to pay off their debts, only to discover the hard way why it was abandoned.
  • S2E4
The Pux Protection Program: Reloaded

When Pux’s datapad viruses accidentally send Imperial secrets to the Rebellion, he’s wanted by both sides, and the crew must hide him again despite his complete inability to be stealthy.
  • S2E5
The Beefy Bounty

When Beefy is mistaken for a famous method actor wanted by the Empire for his uncanny impersonations, the crew must protect him from bounty hunters while he performs his greatest role yet: ‘Innocent Fugitive.’
  • S2E6
Galactic Chef Showdown

To pay off their debts, the crew enters Gnarly in the galaxy’s most prestigious cooking competition, but his experimental dishes and the team’s antics turn the event into a culinary catastrophe.
  • S2E7
Gnarly’s Goat

When Gnarly adopts a mysterious alien ‘goat’ as his new cooking mascot, the crew discovers it has an appetite for expensive technology and can duplicate anything it eats, leading to chaotic ‘copy-goat’ shenanigans.
  • S2E8
The Strike System

When Strike announces his own ‘strike system’ for handling misbehavior (as a counterpoint to Spidey’s), the crew is caught in an increasingly complicated web of competing punishment protocols.
  • S2E9
The Gord and Jester Chronicles

When the crew discovers Gord and Jester have been running underground No-Force-Sabers tournaments, they reluctantly become involved in the high-stakes galaxy of illegal dueling.

SEASON 1

  • S1E1
Tourist Trap

When the JK Crew needs quick cash, they take a questionable job as tour guides at Disland, leading to chaos when they discover it’s a front for Imperial activities.
  • S1E2
The Shelter Scam

When Pux claims his apartment complex ‘Death Valley Motel’ is actually a licensed emergency shelter, the crew must help maintain the lie during an Imperial inspection.
  • S1E3
The Sith Sitter

When the crew needs to infiltrate Club OC to steal secret plans, they convince Gnarly to hire Saris as a temporary chef, not realizing she’s actually there to kill them.
  • S1E4
The Academy Caper

When Maw threatens to fail Nick unless the crew helps him steal ancient artifacts from the Academy, they must pose as substitute teachers while avoiding both Imperial detection and rebellious students.
  • S1E5
Beefy’s Big Break

When Beefy insists on method acting as a hermit for his next role, Nick and Sith visit his camper only to discover he’s accidentally stumbled upon an Imperial secret operation.
  • S1E6
The Concussion Confusion

When the crew needs a concussion rifle for an upcoming job, they attempt to steal one from Caesars Palace’s high-security weapons vault, leading to chaos when Beefy insists on method acting as a slot machine.
  • S1E7
The Last Role

When Beefy discovers Cougar’s been secretly working with the Empire, he snaps and decides to take matters into his own hands with the newly acquired concussion rifle.
  • S1E8
Back to School Blues

After Beefy’s actions get the crew’s operating licenses revoked, they’re forced to attend the Academy for rehabilitation, leading to chaos when they discover Maw is their ethics professor.
  • S1E9
The Great Hack Attack

When Strike discovers an Imperial network vulnerability, the crew attempts to hack their database, but things go wrong when Nick insists on using period-accurate technology and Beefy decides to method act as a computer virus.