Sith Lord's guy found the crew an old chop shop who's previous owners... went on a permanent vacation very unexpectidly. So Sith, Gnarl, Jezz, and Pux are moving in to take things over & turn it into a profit for themselves. But they have no idea what they are doing and terrible at their jobs because they are a rag…
Cast
2 Tooth Tommy
AOC
AOC
The American politician and activist serving since 2019 as the U.S. representative for New York's 14th congressional district - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez.
Beefy
Beefy
Beefy portrays any character needed in an episode, but never more than 1 character per episode. He is a method actor, he gets fully into his role to perform.
Gnarl
Gnarl
Lead mechanic. Fixes things good & wrong with whatever is laying around, stuff that isn't even for cars. Duct tape, retro consoles wired in, parts from different kinds of machines. He just throws it together and it usually ends up working. He's still a super conservative conspiracy theorist and also takes his job very seriously. (It's not easy making an Atari replaces a ABS chip just because it's what you got laying around.)
Jezz
Jezz
Repo tow truck / mechanic. She goes out & gets stuff whenever the shop needs it. Often sent on shady missions by Pux for repos or picking up stolen parts from shakey deals. She also helps Gnarl fix cars and do mechanic stuff whenever she's back at the shop between runs.
Pittstone
Pittstone
The German party race car driver pharma connect, wears his racing suit around even when he's not racing because he fuckin' lives this shit. And he's holdin' every pill you can think of, some that aren't even out yet.
Pux
Pux
The receptionist (men can be receptionists too), phone operator (often speaking to Jezz over the phone), Farva-from-Super-Troopers style character. But a stoner gamer troll guy who works in the auto shop's office dealing with customers that make him constantly rage. He also sources parts for Gnarl and Jezz sometimes through his very shady connects, sending Jezz into a wide variety of funny situations.
Sith
Sith Lord
Sith Lord
The leader of the crew, but he's never around when they need him. He's hardly ever around when they don't need him either. Talks to the crew at the auto shop over the phone a lot. Often sets the crew off on very questionable shady operations rused as just being simple jobs or tasks.
Jin
Jin
One of Sith Lord's connects who deals with tech and other designer goods - if you know what I mean. Either way, all stuff that has nothing to do with cars really, but often the crew is left with whatever resources they have at their disposal to make things work. Jin is also a shady criminal but the crew is his connection to the ghetto side of things. Often the crew acts as his fence.
Kevin
Kevin
A super chill iguana that wears shades and has a big gold chain that says BOSS on it. He lives at the auto shop. His dialogue lines are in 3rd person and spoken by a narrator.
Big Tony
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