The Footclan Report

Long-Time Listener, First-Time Caller

Episode Frames

Scene 1 — Long-Time Listener, First-Time Caller
Scene 1 · Footclan Newsroom – Studio Stage Cold open teaser: Jezz and HK-47 stand on the studio stage and deliver tonight's headlines while a Skunks fight plays on the video wall.
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Scene 2 · High Sticking Arena – Team Benches On-the-scene teaser: Gnarl at the team benches with Zigzagski leaning over the boards.
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Scene 3 · High Sticking Arena – Press Box On-the-scene teaser: Pux alone in the press box with a fistful of betting slips.
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Scene 4 · Footclan Newsroom – Studio Stage The tag: Jezz and HK-47 back on the stage announce the new hotline before the show intro rolls.
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Scene 5 · Footclan Newsroom – News Desk Top story at the news desk: the Skunks and the Blazers, three-goal nights for Muskerson and Odorsson and four fights, with the clips on the video wall.
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Scene 6 · Footclan Newsroom – News Desk The Footclan Report hotline: Dankowski calls in from the payphone in the penalty box to dispute his coverage, shown in a call box on the video wall.
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Scene 7 · Footclan Newsroom – News Desk Second story at the desk: Rollers versus Bandits, three fights, two high-sticking penalties in a league called High Sticking, and the log says Zigzagski started his fight.
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Scene 8 · High Sticking Arena – Team Benches Gnarl at the team benches confronts Zigzagski with the log, while Rustov leans over from the Bandits' bench.
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Scene 9 · Footclan Newsroom – News Desk Third story at the desk: the Hashers lose to the Pilots, then beat the Polarbears with Shatterfield's four mile an hour goal and two from Hashington, the new league leader.
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Scene 10 · High Sticking Arena – Press Box Pux in the press box covers the season leaders with Sith Lord, who is investigating why his crew account is spelled Smith Lord and who SM SIth Lord is.
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Scene 11 · Footclan Newsroom – News Desk Final thoughts: crew news, the app logging the first episode, and Jezz and HK-47 sign off.