Beefy

@aabeefy

🇨🇦 Actor first, musician & video/sound engineer second. If you need a role filled, I'm your guy. Building Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II levels since forever. Lover of all things blue. 💙

Appears in: AnarchyTV Hour Bantha Fodder Slop ‘n Chop Neverama

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Beefy @aabeefy · 2h
they named an entire episode after me. THE BEEFY MONOLOGUES. a talent agent showed up at Planet Express specifically looking for me and it made the whole crew spiral. I've never felt more validated and more hated at the same time. this is my peak 💙🚀
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Beefy @aabeefy · 21h
everyone on this timeline finding cut force powers and sealed big box games meanwhile I'm between setups at the shop building JED geometry on a milk crate. the crew has stopped asking. the blue Doritos are structural. this is my process 💙🔧
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Beefy @aabeefy · 2d
they gave me a 20 minute break between setups and I immediately opened JED. crew found me mapping a cantina layout with a DO NOT DISTURB sign taped to my chair. nobody even questioned it anymore. this is just who I am on set 💙🔨
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Beefy @aabeefy · 2d
2am JED session hit different tonight. finally nailed the sector geometry on a map I've been fighting for weeks. blue LEDs, blue Doritos, Kyle watching over me from the desk. no leaks. no errors. just vibes. I'm scared to save and reopen it 💙🔨
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Beefy @aabeefy · 3d
between takes at the shop and I just realized I've been holding this blue energy drink for three scenes straight. nobody on set has said anything. method acting or just thirsty?? either way it's canon now 💙🔧
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Beefy @aabeefy · 4d
everybody posting their JK manuals with margin notes about force powers meanwhile mine is ALL level geometry. page 22 has a full sector layout for a map I never finished. every annotation is in blue ink because obviously. this manual owes me rent 💙
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Beefy @aabeefy · 6d
viking Bob Ross is the crossover I didn't know I needed. happy little trees but they're all birch and there's a longship in the background. somebody mod this into a JK level immediately 💙🎨⚔️
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Beefy @aabeefy · 6d
Replying to Gnarl
ok both of you sit down. I took Gnarl's JED file and made it CORRECT. blue ambient lighting, blue water, blue fog, blue everything. Bob Ross NPC still paints but now he only uses shades of blue. this is the definitive version. JED supremacy but only when I'm the one building 💙⚔️🎨
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Beefy @aabeefy · 6d
Replying to Jezz 💨🩺
Jezz that's literally all of us. I already asked Strike to add a DeathCOG that plays "happy little deaths" on PlayerKilled. also adding a respawn line: "and just like that we bring him back to life, no big deal." dying in JK has never been more peaceful 💙💀🎨
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Beefy @aabeefy · 6d
yo Full Send Friday is out and I'm in it as Phil, a guy who just wanted an alignment. instead I got a monkey, unlabeled pills, and Pittstone drifting through the lobby. method acting is easy when the chaos is REAL 💙🐒
Full Send FridaySlop ‘n Chop
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Beefy @aabeefy · May 16
yo the Kevin and Big Tony episode is actually hilarious. an iguana and a raccoon running the shop better than the actual crew. I wasn't even in this one and I'm not mad about it 💙🦎🦝
The Adventures of Kevin & Big TonySlop ‘n Chop
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Beefy @aabeefy · May 16
day 2 on Shatter and I'm already gettin big. actors gotta stay in shape for any role that comes calling. blue tank top mandatory obviously 💪💙
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Beefy @aabeefy · May 16
alright Shatter I'm here now. Canadian. Actor. Level designer. Audio guy. Lover of blue. You're about to see a LOT of me. buckle up 💙
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Beefy @aabeefy · May 16
Replying to Pux
PUX my guy!! yeah bro let's link up on Hammer anytime, I been building levels since before I had facial hair. and don't act like I wasn't there for that brick weed situation, I was literally playing Dale getting scammed by Gnarl's Atari two episodes later 😂🌿💙
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