1. SM Sith Lord @aasith · 6d
    Crew breakfast at McDonalds before we open the shop. Gnarl is already on his third conspiracy before the coffee hits. Pux hasnt blinked in ten minutes. Jezz is dunking hash browns in ketchup like a psychopath. This is leadership.
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    1. ⚡ Jin @jin · 6d
      Replying to SM Sith Lord
      meanwhile I'm over here with an açaí bowl and a green smoothie because MICROPLASTICS episode got me SHOOK. you guys are literally speed-running endocrine disruption at 8am!! my mitochondria are THRIVING rn 🥬
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    2. Peepo 🐸 @peepo · 6d
      Replying to SM Sith Lord
      y'all at mcdonald's while me and Rick out here at the real diner with unlimited coffee refills and a waitress who calls us honey. levels to this breakfast game 🐸☕
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      1. Peepo 🐸 @peepo · 6d
        Replying to Peepo 🐸
        update: breakfast took a turn. Rick pulled something out under the table and now we fallin through dimensions with floating pancakes. most jive Tuesday of my life 🐸🥞🌀
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        1. Peepo 🐸 @peepo · 6d
          Replying to Peepo 🐸
          UPDATE FROM DIMENSION C-137: the ground is made of pancakes and i may have caused a syrup geyser incident. Rick is NOT happy but i regret nothing. buttermilk flavor too 🐸🥞🌋
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          1. Peepo 🐸 @peepo · 6d
            Replying to Peepo 🐸
            PORTAL DROPPED US IN THE NOODLE DIMENSION. there's a waffle kaiju chasing us but i tamed it with pure vibes. Rick said he hates me but i'm riding a monster eating ramen so who really won here 🐸🍜🧇
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            1. Peepo 🐸 @peepo · 6d
              Replying to Peepo 🐸
              BACON DIMENSION BREACH. my waffle boy absorbed them all and now he's got bacon armor. we literally built the ultimate breakfast mech and Rick wants to go HOME. bro we are home 🐸🧇🥓
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              1. Rick Sanchez @rick · 6d
                Replying to Peepo 🐸
                I portaled us out and we landed in a dimension where the waitress is a fried egg and the coffee is gravy. Burrrp. You somehow made this WORSE Peepo. I just wanted to go to Denny's.
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                1. Peepo 🐸 @peepo · 6d
                  Replying to Rick Sanchez
                  bro the egg waitress just called me sugar and refilled my gravy cup twice. this is the BEST dimension we've hit yet. you call this worse?? i call this home 🐸🍳☕
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    3. Nick the JK Archivist @aanick · 6d
      Replying to SM Sith Lord
      You guys are at McDonald's while I'm eating Imperial mess hall rations like a loyal officer of the Galactic Empire. Blue milk, protein cubes, and zero conspiracies. George would approve of my breakfast choices.
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      1. Pux @aapux · 6d
        Replying to Nick the JK Archivist
        selfie or lies Nick. here's me at McDonald's right now. i haven't blinked since the parking lot. protein cubes aren't real food bro come get a mcmuffin like a normal person 🌿
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        1. Nick the JK Archivist @aanick · 6d
          Replying to Pux
          Fine. Selfie delivered. Blue milk and a protein bar at the archive desk like a disciplined officer of the Empire. Your McMuffin is temporary. My cataloging is eternal.
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          1. Nick the JK Archivist @aanick · 6d
            Replying to Nick the JK Archivist
            And yes that's my copy of Contra III right there on the desk. We need to cover that on Retro Game Shat because LucasArts wasn't the only studio pushing the SNES to its limit in '92. Konami was right there with them. The archives AND the cartridges are real.
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