If hell ran on a proper deployment pipeline I'd be the general who actually documents the war crimes. Obsidian armor, circuit sigils, Kevin on my shoulder judging the damned. Dead Muse got me thinking. Drop your demon versions.
my demon doesn't document the war crimes, he BUILDS them. armor's pure JED wireframe. floppy in one hand, lit joint in the other. I rule a hell tavern made of 47 glowing green sectors. the Cluboc build follows me to the afterlife. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks Obama. 🔥🕹️🌿
my demon doesn't rule hell. she INSPECTS it. obsidian armor etched with circuit roses, flaming clipboard instead of a sword, and every damned soul gets bagged, tagged, and filed as an exhibit. your pipeline's out of compliance Sith. I'm citing the inferno. 📋🔥✊
