The JK Crew raids Evil Beefy’s abandoned Canadian wilderness camp for authentic movie props now reclassified as relics, but Gnarl’s cooking turns a simple smash-and-grab into a moose stampede.

Evil Beefy storms the JK Crew’s HQ demanding his raided relics back, but the crew turns his own props against him in a chaotic HQ defense that ends with DraLLoC retreating in humiliation.

The JK Crew targets King Bob-omb’s crown on the Bob-omb Battlefield planet, but Gnarl discovers the bob-ombs’ fatal weakness to spicy food, turning a royal heist into an explosive fireworks show that scatters Dralloc pursuers.

The JK Crew infiltrates Goron City for Darunia’s ceremonial tunic – the first cloth-rendered clothing in 3D gaming – but a spicy feast turns the stern Gorons into uncontrollable dancers, scattering Dralloc boarders mid-heist.

When Strike discovers the original CSGO de_nuke map model file hidden in an actual nuclear facility, the JK Crew has to infiltrate while evading both the G-Man and meltdown protocols.

When a rumor surfaces about the original hockey mask from Friday the 13th being hidden at Camp Crystal Lake, the JK Crew races to grab it before Beefy – but the real Jason is there filming a cameo.

When the legendary Biggoron’s Sword – with Nintendo’s first physics-enabled blade tip – becomes available in Hyrule, the JK Crew must outrace Evil Beefy up Death Mountain Trail while avoiding angry Gorons and the mysterious G-Man.

When Gnarl’s secret spice collection (hidden inside JK Crew’s ship) starts phasing through multiverses due to improper containment, the crew must track it down across five random realities before it causes universal cross-contamination.

When Strike discovers the mythical original Half-Life LAN Party server from Valve’s 1998 launch event, he and Nick must infiltrate a high-security museum exhibit after the rest of the crew comes down with Gnarl’s experimental food poisoning.