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MEET THE CREW

Sith

Scoundrel Freelancer - Leader of the JK Crew

What he plans & what goes down usually ain’t one-and-the-same. He says the JK Crew’s motto is “Leave no man behind”, but somebody often ends up getting left behind.

Gnarl

Demolitions - Cook - Member of the JK Crew

Demolitions expert, crew chef. Likes to say “Thanks Obama”, but nobody knows what he means. Often says “It’ll never smell the same again!” when he encounters something he likes (or dislikes.)

Nick

JK Historian - On-Assignment - Member of the JK Crew

Lore expert. Curator for the JK Archives, on-assignment as a member of the JK Crew to help find artifacts for him to catalogue. He always notices if the locations or details used are not “George Lucas’s original vision.”

Beefy

Face Man - Actor - Member of the JK Crew

A space actor who uses his acting ability to solve the JK Crew’s challenges. Takes himself very seriously. Famous in some systems, completely unknown in others.

He doesn’t know what method acting is.

Strike

Slicer - Member of the JK Crew

A programmer who helps the JK Crew with his skills. His specialty is computers and hacking.

Pux

Slum Lord - Underworld Connection - Member of the JK Crew

The crew’s sketchy information broker. Has contacts everywhere – but he finds most want him dead on sight.

Jezz

Medic & Mechanic - Member of the JK Crew

Medic AND mechanic. Her medical bay and engine room are both onboard the JK Crew’s ship.

HK-47

Diabolical Assassin Droid

The infamous assassin droid from the Knights of the Old Republic game.

As they encounter all sorts of characters in their misadventures across the galaxy!

SEASON 4

  • S4E1
Reality Kings

Sith uses the Genesis Drive to return to Hyrule, where he begins rewriting reality to extort the citizens for artifacts and power, causing the JK Crew to question his leadership and their moral standing.
  • S4E2
Kingdom of Ashes

As Sith fully embraces the Genesis Drive’s power, HK-47 and Evil Beefy defect to his side, creating a terrifying alliance that leaves Kakariko Village burning and forces the remaining JK Crew to flee into the Lost Woods.
  • S4E3
Death Mountain Massacre

The remaining JK Crew launches an allied assault against Sith’s forces at Death Mountain, only for Gnarl and Nick to betray the resistance at the critical moment, resulting in a devastating defeat.
  • S4E4
The Last Collector

With Sith’s reality-warping power growing and most of their allies dead, Strike and Jezz seek the last person who might help them – the mysterious Jin, rumored to possess a reality-stabilizing artifact called “The Anchor.”
  • S4E5
Code Anchor

Strike, Jezz, and Jin launch their desperate assault on Sith’s Death Mountain fortress, battling through hordes of reality-warped minions to reach the Genesis Drive, where Jin makes the ultimate sacrifice with unexpected results.
  • S4E6
Rick’s Reclamation

While Strike and Jezz pursue Sith across dimensions, a cut-in episode reveals Rick Sanchez has been squatting in the abandoned JK Crew headquarters all along, running his own artifact heist crew while completely ignoring the existential threat to reality.
  • S4E7
Collection of Extinction

A dark montage showcasing Sith, Beefy, HK-47, Nick, and Gnarl as they travel through multiple gaming realities with the Genesis Drive, leaving only twisted destruction and horrific transformations in their wake.
  • S4E8
Remnants of Compassion

As Sith’s faction leaves a trail of devastation across multiple gaming universes, the remaining members of the JK Crew – Strike, Jezz, and Croft – desperately try to provide aid to the survivors, always arriving too late to prevent the catastrophes but determined to save whoever they can.
  • S4E9
The Last Collection

In the series finale, Sith’s forces trap the fleeing Serenity in a tractor beam for one final confrontation, methodically eliminating refugees and crew members as they hunt down Strike, Jezz, and Croft in a relentless extermination that leaves Sith’s faction standing victorious amid the wreckage of the JK Crew.

SEASON 3

  • S3E1
Beefy’s Backyard BBQ

The JK Crew raids Evil Beefy’s abandoned Canadian wilderness camp for authentic movie props now reclassified as relics, but Gnarl’s cooking turns a simple smash-and-grab into a moose stampede.
  • S3E2
Beefy’s Big Bust

Evil Beefy storms the JK Crew’s HQ demanding his raided relics back, but the crew turns his own props against him in a chaotic HQ defense that ends with DraLLoC retreating in humiliation.
  • S3E3
Bob-omb’s Spicy Secret

The JK Crew targets King Bob-omb’s crown on the Bob-omb Battlefield planet, but Gnarl discovers the bob-ombs’ fatal weakness to spicy food, turning a royal heist into an explosive fireworks show that scatters Dralloc pursuers.
  • S3E4
Goron Groove

The JK Crew infiltrates Goron City for Darunia’s ceremonial tunic – the first cloth-rendered clothing in 3D gaming – but a spicy feast turns the stern Gorons into uncontrollable dancers, scattering Dralloc boarders mid-heist.
  • S3E5
Nuclear Meltdown Showdown

When Strike discovers the original CSGO de_nuke map model file hidden in an actual nuclear facility, the JK Crew has to infiltrate while evading both the G-Man and meltdown protocols.
  • S3E6
Friday the 13th Fiasco

When a rumor surfaces about the original hockey mask from Friday the 13th being hidden at Camp Crystal Lake, the JK Crew races to grab it before Beefy – but the real Jason is there filming a cameo.
  • S3E7
Death Mountain Dash

When the legendary Biggoron’s Sword – with Nintendo’s first physics-enabled blade tip – becomes available in Hyrule, the JK Crew must outrace Evil Beefy up Death Mountain Trail while avoiding angry Gorons and the mysterious G-Man.
  • S3E8
Lost in the Sauce

When Gnarl’s secret spice collection (hidden inside JK Crew’s ship) starts phasing through multiverses due to improper containment, the crew must track it down across five random realities before it causes universal cross-contamination.
  • S3E9
Two-Man LAN Party

When Strike discovers the mythical original Half-Life LAN Party server from Valve’s 1998 launch event, he and Nick must infiltrate a high-security museum exhibit after the rest of the crew comes down with Gnarl’s experimental food poisoning.

SEASON 2

  • S2E1
There’s No Place Like N64

After crash landing in the N64 version of Hyrule, the scattered JK Crew must find each other and establish a base of operations while learning about their new polygonal reality.
  • S2E2
Death Mountain Dealings

The JK Crew climbs Death Mountain to investigate the power source, but finds the Gorons dealing with Dralloc Corporation’s interference. They must help Darunia defeat a monster to gain his trust and the Giant’s Knife.
  • S2E3
Lost in the Lost Woods

Pux and Strike investigate a signal in the Lost Woods, get hopelessly lost, and end up conning the Skull Kid out of Majora’s Mask while avoiding Detective Trooper and his Deku police force.
  • S2E4
Between a Rock and a Hard Place

Strike and Pux arrive at Goron City hoping to meet up with the crew, only to find the Gorons have allied with Dralloc Corporation after the pepper incident.
  • S2E5
Cucco Fight Club

Low on supplies, the JK Crew starts an underground cucco fighting ring in Kakariko Village, with Beefy as the flamboyant announcer and Gnarl spicing up the birds.
  • S2E10
The Master Sword’s Code

In a desperate final gambit, Strike discovers a way to destroy the N64 reality by corrupting the Temple of Time’s Master Sword cutscene – but Dralloc’s forces are waiting.
  • S2E7
The Last Meal

While preparing to assault the Gerudo Fortress for revenge against HK-47, Gnarl’s reckless behavior with the local thieves leads to an unexpected and absurd end.
  • S2E8
The Final Act

During their assault on the Gerudo Fortress, Dralloc Corp springs a trap that leads to Beefy’s last performance.
  • S2E9
Bridge Over Troubled Code

The JK Crew starts using Strike’s reality hacking to fight back, but during their assault on the Gerudo Bridge, Jezz makes the ultimate sacrifice to avoid becoming another of HK-47’s trophies.

SEASON 1

  • S1E9
Golden Competition

The JK Crew races against Croft to obtain the Golden Gun from the Temple level of GoldenEye 64, but Nick’s historical accuracy obsession reveals something’s not quite right about the temple.
  • S1E10
King Bob-omb’s Crown

The crew attempts to steal King Bob-omb’s crown from Bob-omb Battlefield, but discovers the king is willing to trade it for spicy food – despite the explosive risks.
  • S1E11
Wrong Place, Wrong Time

The JK Crew attempts to recover a legendary Counter-Strike Source ragdoll from the 2007 CPL Winter Finals at de_nuke, but walks into a Dralloc Corporation trap.