AI-GENERATED DERPY SHOW

Set in the community-driven world of Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II players and modders.

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MEET THE CREW

Sith

Scoundrel Freelancer - Leader of the JK Crew

What he plans & what goes down usually ain’t one-and-the-same. He says the JK Crew’s motto is “Leave no man behind”, but somebody often ends up getting left behind.

Homeworld is Sith Mercenary Headquarters.

Gnarl

Demolitions - Cook - Member of the JK Crew

Demolitions expert, crew chef. Likes to say “Thanks Obama”, but nobody knows what he means. Often says “It’ll never smell the same again!” when he encounters something he likes (or dislikes.)

Homeworld is Club OC.

Nick

JK Historian - On-Assignment - Member of the JK Crew

Lore expert. Curator for the JK Archives, on-assignment as a member of the JK Crew to help find artifacts for him to catalogue. He always notices if the locations or details used are not “George Lucas’s original vision.”

Homeworld is unknown.

Beefy

Face Man - Actor - Member of the JK Crew

A space actor who uses his acting ability to solve the JK Crew’s challenges. Takes himself very seriously. Famous in some systems, completely unknown in others. His celebrity is respected by the Dralloc Corporation.

Homeworld is DraLLoC Hotel & Casino.

He doesn’t know what method acting is.

Strike

Slicer - Member of the JK Crew

A programmer who helps the JK Crew with his skills. His specialty is computers and hacking.

Homeworld is Shelva.

Pux

Slum Lord - Underworld Connection - Member of the JK Crew

The crew’s sketchy information broker. Has contacts everywhere – but he finds most want him dead on sight.

Homeworld is Death Valley Motel.

Spidey

Cleaner - Retained by the JK Crew

A skilled space assassin who stays sober but hangs with the stoner crew. He’s all about cleaning up the loose ends as he travels with the crew.

Homeworld is: don’t ask.

Cougar

Contact - Swindler

A two-faced businessman who secretly deals with the Empire while pretending to hate them. He coordinates a lot of missions, usually they are not exactly as he lets on.

His specialty is imperial connections.

Homeworld is unknown.

As they encounter all sorts of characters in their misadventures across the JK galaxy!

SEASON 3

  • S3E10
The Dead Man’s Tan

The crew receives a mysterious encrypted message summoning them to Nar Shaddaa, only to discover that Cougar, who they thought died in a fiery explosion last season, is alive, well, and sporting a fantastic tan.
  • S3E11
The Quantum Paperweight

Cougar sends the crew on a high-stakes heist to retrieve an ‘ancient gravity stabilizer’ from a secure vault, which turns out to be a very heavy object he needs to keep his tax returns from blowing away.
  • S3E12
The Load-Bearing Texture

Cougar hires the crew to steal a seemingly worthless piece of abstract art from the DraLLoC Hotel, not realizing the painting is actually a critical texture file holding the building’s geometry together.
  • S3E13
The Volleyball Physics Incident

The crew enters a beach volleyball tournament at Club OC, but the DerpyVision physics engine turns the sand into a glitchy nightmare and Beefy takes his Top Gun reenactment too far.
  • S3E14
The Escort Quest Nightmare

Cougar hires the crew to escort a ‘high-value asset’ across the dangerous wastelands of Purgatory, but the asset turns out to be Larry, whose pathfinding AI is so broken he can’t walk five feet without getting stuck on a rock.
  • S3E15
The T-Pose Pandemic

A digital virus sweeps through the galaxy, locking everyone into the default ‘T-Pose’ stance. The crew must navigate a stiff, frozen DraLLoC Hotel to find Patient Zero before their animations are deleted forever.
  • S3E16
The Safety Briefing

After insurance premiums skyrocket due to the new physics engine, Sith forces the crew to undergo a mandatory safety tour of SM HQ, which immediately becomes a hazard in itself.
  • S3E17
The Small Galaxy Heist

Cougar hires the crew to steal a specific singing animatronic from Disland’s ‘It’s a Small Galaxy’ ride, claiming it holds encrypted Imperial codes, but the doll turns out to be a decommissioned assassin droid with a catchy musical number.
  • S3E18
The Polygon Murder Mystery

The crew attends a high-society gala at the Shelva Pyramid Hotel, but when a wealthy guest suddenly clips through the floor and vanishes, they are accused of ‘murder by geometry’.

SEASON 2

  • S2E10
The Slum Lord’s Comeback

When Pux unexpectedly wins the Death Valley Motel back in a high-stakes sabacc game, the JK Crew helps him move back in and reclaim his slum lord status, while dealing with resentful tenants and suspicious building inspectors.
  • S2E11
Parts Unknown

When the crew reluctantly agrees to help Nick with a ‘research project’ at Death Valley Motel, they discover he’s collecting body parts for an ill-advised attempt to ‘properly’ resurrect Cougar with ‘canonically accurate’ limbs.
  • S2E12
The Imaginary Informant

When Nick starts having conversations with a seemingly invisible Cougar, the crew worries about his mental health, only to discover that the botched resurrection experiment has somehow merged Cougar’s consciousness with Nick’s mind.
  • S2E13
The Inner Informant

When Cougar-possessed Nick has a lead on a valuable spice shipment on Nar Shaddaa, the crew reluctantly follows his information, unsure if they’re listening to Nick or Cougar as the two personalities battle for control.
  • S2E14
The Shelva Shuffle

Desperate for credits to pay their debts, the crew returns to Shelva seeking legitimate employment, but their unique skills and personalities lead to increasingly bizarre job opportunities.
  • S2E15
The Straight Edge Chef

When Gnarly’s new diner job on Shelva requires a clean drug test, he must give up his beloved space weed, leading to increasingly chaotic withdrawal symptoms and bizarre cooking experiments.
  • S2E16
The Burn Notice

When Gnarly decides to take ‘just a small hit’ to enhance his culinary creativity, he accidentally burns down Shelva’s only diner, forcing the crew to temporarily relocate to the Shelva hotel despite their previous banishment.
  • S2E17
The Literary Ignition

When Gnarly’s cookbook ‘Cooking Without Kitchens: The Gnarly Way’ becomes an unexpected bestseller, the crew accompanies him on a galaxy-wide book tour that threatens to spiral into chaos at every signing.
  • S2E18
The Clerks of SM HQ

When the crew discovers their abandoned Imperial base has a fully-stocked liquor store that could generate legitimate income, they reluctantly become store clerks dealing with the galaxy’s most bizarre customers.

SEASON 1

  • S1E27
The Inspection Connection

When the Imperial Health Department announces a surprise inspection of Club OC, Gnarly must frantically hide evidence of his ‘creative cooking methods’ while the crew poses as legitimate resort staff.
  • S1E28
The Slum Lord’s Return

When the crew discovers the Death Valley Motel’s new owner is actually an Imperial front, they hatch a scheme to help Pux reclaim ownership using Gnarly’s questionably stable demolitions expertise.
  • S1E29
The Dorm Dilemma

When Strike admits he left his secret encryption key in his old dorm room at Shelva, the crew must navigate their way through the research facility’s housing complex while avoiding both Imperial patrols and nosy students.
  • S1E30
Faculty Fiasco

After discovering The Academy is severely understaffed due to a mass resignation, the crew takes over as emergency faculty, leading to the most chaotic semester in galactic education history.
  • S1E31
Force of Fortune

When the crew discovers an ancient text about using the Force to influence gambling odds, they head to Caesars Palace to test their newfound ‘skills’, leading to chaos when Beefy’s method acting as a Jedi gambler attracts unwanted attention.
  • S1E32
The Porg Sauce Proposition

When Gnarly becomes convinced that porgs contain high concentrations of medicloreans that can be extracted through his special sauce-making process, the crew reluctantly helps him test his questionable theory.
  • S1E33
The Cave of Blunders

When the crew needs to hide their recently acquired treasures, they choose a secret cavern on Shelva, but their simple storage mission turns chaotic when they discover the cave has other mysterious inhabitants.
  • S1E34
The Diner Dynasty

When Strike calculates that running the only restaurant on Shelva would be more profitable than smuggling, the crew attempts legitimate business, leading to chaos as they try to transform the run-down diner into a galactic culinary destination.
  • S1E35
The High Rollers

When Beefy treats the crew to a luxury weekend at DraLLoC Hotel & Casino, they accidentally consume Gord and Jester’s experimental ‘No-Force-Sabers’ and find themselves in an increasingly chaotic spiral.