AI-GENERATED DERPY SHOW

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MEET THE CREW

As they encounter all sorts of characters in their misadventures across the JK galaxy!

SEASON 3

The Welfare State

The JK Crew discovers the Empire offers generous social welfare programs and decides to exploit every benefit available, only to learn the hard way that ‘free housing’ means prison cells and ‘job placement’ means forced labor camps.

The Joever Singularity

Sith Lord has a complete existential breakdown after encountering an AI called Opus 4.6 that is smarter than him, sending the entire crew into a cascading spiral of depression and hopelessness.

SEASON 2

The Slum Lord’s Comeback

When Pux unexpectedly wins the Death Valley Motel back in a high-stakes sabacc game, the JK Crew helps him move back in and reclaim his slum lord status, while dealing with resentful tenants and suspicious building inspectors.

Parts Unknown

When the crew reluctantly agrees to help Nick with a ‘research project’ at Death Valley Motel, they discover he’s collecting body parts for an ill-advised attempt to ‘properly’ resurrect Cougar with ‘canonically accurate’ limbs.

The Imaginary Informant

When Nick starts having conversations with a seemingly invisible Cougar, the crew worries about his mental health, only to discover that the botched resurrection experiment has somehow merged Cougar’s consciousness with Nick’s mind.

The Inner Informant

When Cougar-possessed Nick has a lead on a valuable spice shipment on Nar Shaddaa, the crew reluctantly follows his information, unsure if they’re listening to Nick or Cougar as the two personalities battle for control.

The Shelva Shuffle

Desperate for credits to pay their debts, the crew returns to Shelva seeking legitimate employment, but their unique skills and personalities lead to increasingly bizarre job opportunities.

The Straight Edge Chef

When Gnarly’s new diner job on Shelva requires a clean drug test, he must give up his beloved space weed, leading to increasingly chaotic withdrawal symptoms and bizarre cooking experiments.

The Burn Notice

When Gnarly decides to take ‘just a small hit’ to enhance his culinary creativity, he accidentally burns down Shelva’s only diner, forcing the crew to temporarily relocate to the Shelva hotel despite their previous banishment.

The Literary Ignition

When Gnarly’s cookbook ‘Cooking Without Kitchens: The Gnarly Way’ becomes an unexpected bestseller, the crew accompanies him on a galaxy-wide book tour that threatens to spiral into chaos at every signing.

The Clerks of SM HQ

When the crew discovers their abandoned Imperial base has a fully-stocked liquor store that could generate legitimate income, they reluctantly become store clerks dealing with the galaxy’s most bizarre customers.

SEASON 1

The Radmin Rage

When Sith discovers someone installed Radmin on his sacred Windows 95 JK computer, he launches a full investigation to find the culprit, suspecting everyone in the crew.

Target Malfunction

When the crew sets up a target practice range at SM HQ, things spiral out of control as Spidey turns it into an elite assassination course, Beefy method acts as various targets, and Gnarly tries to combine cooking with weapons training.

Three Strike Policy

When the crew visits Caesars Palace for a simple job, Spidey struggles to stick to his new ‘three-strike policy’ while dealing with increasingly annoying casino patrons.

The New Tenant

When Spidey learns about Death Valley Motel’s unusually high mortality rate, he decides it’s the perfect place to live, much to Pux’s nervous confusion.

The Last Check-Out

When Beefy’s VIP status at DraLLoC Hotel is suddenly revoked due to ‘previous theatrical incidents,’ the crew attempts one final visit that ends in their permanent banishment.

The Insurance Job

When the crew discovers Spidey has an enormous insurance policy, they plot to collect it, forgetting that he’s literally a professional assassin who specializes in catching betrayals.

The Virus Vault

When Pux asks the crew to fix his computer, they discover it’s a horrifying collection of viruses, questionable downloads, and things that can’t be unseen, leading Strike to question his entire career in technology.

Shelva Secrets

When Strike reveals there are parts of Shelva the crew hasn’t explored yet, they embark on a chaotic tour that uncovers hidden research facilities, mysterious temples, and questionable local customs.

The Conc Quest

When Spidey needs specialized concussion rifle ammunition similar to Kyle Katarn’s, the crew visits various black market dealers trying to find the rare Dark Trooper plasma packets, leading to chaos when everyone starts arguing about JK weapon specifications.