AI-GENERATED DERPY SHOW

Set in the community-driven world of Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II players and modders.

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MEET THE CREW

Sith

Scoundrel Freelancer - Leader of the JK Crew

What he plans & what goes down usually ain’t one-and-the-same. He says the JK Crew’s motto is “Leave no man behind”, but somebody often ends up getting left behind.

Homeworld is Sith Mercenary Headquarters.

Gnarl

Demolitions - Cook - Member of the JK Crew

Demolitions expert, crew chef. Likes to say “Thanks Obama”, but nobody knows what he means. Often says “It’ll never smell the same again!” when he encounters something he likes (or dislikes.)

Homeworld is Club OC.

Nick

JK Historian - On-Assignment - Member of the JK Crew

Lore expert. Curator for the JK Archives, on-assignment as a member of the JK Crew to help find artifacts for him to catalogue. He always notices if the locations or details used are not “George Lucas’s original vision.”

Homeworld is unknown.

Beefy

Face Man - Actor - Member of the JK Crew

A space actor who uses his acting ability to solve the JK Crew’s challenges. Takes himself very seriously. Famous in some systems, completely unknown in others. His celebrity is respected by the Dralloc Corporation.

Homeworld is DraLLoC Hotel & Casino.

He doesn’t know what method acting is.

Strike

Slicer - Member of the JK Crew

A programmer who helps the JK Crew with his skills. His specialty is computers and hacking.

Homeworld is Shelva.

Pux

Slum Lord - Underworld Connection - Member of the JK Crew

The crew’s sketchy information broker. Has contacts everywhere – but he finds most want him dead on sight.

Homeworld is Death Valley Motel.

Spidey

Cleaner - Retained by the JK Crew

A skilled space assassin who stays sober but hangs with the stoner crew. He’s all about cleaning up the loose ends as he travels with the crew.

Homeworld is: don’t ask.

Cougar

Contact - Swindler

A two-faced businessman who secretly deals with the Empire while pretending to hate them. He coordinates a lot of missions, usually they are not exactly as he lets on.

His specialty is imperial connections.

Homeworld is unknown.

As they encounter all sorts of characters in their misadventures across the JK galaxy!

SEASON 3

  • S3E1
DerpyVision Rising

Season 3 Premier: Sith introduces the groundbreaking ‘DerpyVision’ technology, allowing the crew to perform high-octane physical stunts, while a new AI writer injects the show with more action and raunchy humor.
  • S3E2
Tony Hawk’s Pro Stoner

The crew heads to Pux’s Death Valley Motel to exploit their new DerpyVision physics at the skate park, hoping to hustle the locals with impossible tricks and questionable energy drinks.
  • S3E3
The Caesar’s Palace Catalogue

Nick’s mission to archive ancient Earth gambling artifacts at Caesar’s Palace is derailed when the crew discovers the buffet, the high-roller tables, and the erratic physics of the casino floor.
  • S3E4
The Chili Con Carnage

Gnarly is invited to Jedi High School to lecture on culinary arts, but things go south when Pux discovers Gnarly’s chili turns local porgs into rage-fueled fighting machines, sparking an illegal locker room betting ring.
  • S3E5
You’ve Got Fail

Sith receives a job offer via his ancient dial-up internet to retrieve a package on the rainy planet of Shelva, leading the crew on a slippery, physics-glitching adventure into a dragon pit.
  • S3E6
Fear and Loathing in Jupiter

The crew’s luxury vacation at the DraLLoC Hotel is cut short when Beefy’s VIP status is revoked thanks to Pux transforming the penthouse suite into an illicit marketplace.
  • S3E7
The Ragdoll Games

Desperate for credits, the crew enters the Academy’s annual athletics competition, but the DerpyVision physics engine makes simple events like running and jumping impossible feats of comedic failure.
  • S3E8
The Glitch in the Matrix

Tired of random ragdolling and clipping through floors, Sith orders the crew to hunt down the source of the ‘DerpyVision’ glitches, leading them to a rogue AI in the Academy’s server room.
  • S3E9
The Midichlorian Mist

With the physics engine finally stable, the crew returns to their roots: a good old-fashioned pyramid scheme selling fake ‘Force-in-a-Bottle’ to gullible tourists at Club OC.

SEASON 2

  • S2E19
The Haunted Hooch

When customers report bizarre paranormal experiences after drinking Gnarly’s special house blend, the crew discovers it may contain trace elements of Cougar’s force ghost, allowing him to temporarily possess anyone who consumes it.
  • S2E20
The Subletting Situation

When the crew discovers Jezz has been subletting rooms at SM HQ to cover maintenance costs, they must deal with the bizarre collection of tenants who’ve taken over their base while they were away.
  • S2E21
The Videotape Voyage

When Pux discovers a stash of ancient Earth VHS tapes hidden in the Death Valley Motel walls, he convinces the crew to smuggle these ‘rare vintage artifacts’ to a collector at Caesar’s Palace, leading to chaos when the buyer turns out to be an Imperial officer.
  • S2E22
The Star Tours Disappointment

When the crew discovers Beefy’s supposedly starring role in Disland’s new Star Tours attraction, they return to the theme park expecting fame and fortune, only to experience a series of disasters before discovering Beefy was completely obscured by a Wookiee in the final cut.
  • S2E23
The Glitch Door

When Strike discovers a suspiciously glitched door section in Shelva’s Pyramid Hotel that doesn’t appear on any blueprints, the crew investigates what might be hidden behind this architectural anomaly.
  • S2E24
The Last Keg Stand

When the JK Crew’s popular SM HQ Liquor Store is threatened by a rival establishment opening nearby, they resort to increasingly desperate promotional tactics to maintain their customer base.
  • S2E25
The JK Archives: Location Scouting

When Nick gets a chance to host his own show about canonical Star Wars lore, the JK Crew embarks on a galaxy-wide location scouting mission that descends into chaos as they get ejected from planet after planet due to their increasingly outrageous antics.
  • S2E26
The Galactic Geography Failure

When Sith realizes the crew’s knowledge of the Star Wars universe is embarrassingly lacking, he enrolls them in a one-day Jedi High School course on basic galactic geography, leading to spectacular failures and their inevitable expulsion.

SEASON 1

  • S1E19
The Slum Lord’s Fall

When Pux loses ownership of Death Valley Motel due to ghost tenant tax evasion, he’s forced to become a regular tenant in his own building while the crew tries to help him adjust to his new reality.
  • S1E20
Under New Management

When the crew visits Club OC for intel, they discover 8t88 has become the new owner and transformed it into a highly-regulated resort with strict droid protocols, forcing Gnarly to run his kitchen operations from a hidden beach bunker.
  • S1E21
Meet the JK Crew

Sith introduces the crew and their various hangout spots, explaining their work as loot hunters and introducing the key locations where their schemes usually begin or end.
  • S1E22
The Crackerjack Caper

After finding Strike hiding in the Shelva Hotel, the crew must plan a hasty escape from the planet to reach a mysterious ‘crackerjack box location’, all while avoiding Imperial detection.
  • S1E22
Escape from Shelva

After finding Strike hiding in the Shelva Hotel, the crew must plan a quick escape from the planet while avoiding Imperial detection, all while trying to reach their mysterious ‘crackerjack box’ destination.
  • S1E23
The Crackerjack Conundrum

After escaping Shelva, the crew follows Strike’s coordinates to find the mysterious Crackerjack box, only to discover it’s hidden in the most dangerous place possible: Disland’s lost and found.
  • S1E24
Ghost of a Deal

The crew attempts to sell the stolen Crackerjack box through Ghost Cougar at his usual Nar Shaddaa haunt, but things get complicated when his force ghost tries to double-cross them again.
  • S1E25
The Resort Rebellion

When Gnarly discovers a loophole in Club OC’s ownership contract involving ‘proof of superior hospitality services’, the crew attempts to sabotage 8t88’s automated resort management while showcasing Gnarly’s unique approach to customer service.
  • S1E26
Code Brown

When someone commits an unspeakable act in Club OC’s premium pool, Gnarly launches a resort-wide investigation to find the perpetrator, turning the crew into unlikely pool detectives.