AI-GENERATED DERPY SHOW

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MEET THE CREW

As they encounter all sorts of characters in their misadventures across the JK galaxy!

SEASON 3

DerpyVision Rising

Season 3 Premier: Sith introduces the groundbreaking ‘DerpyVision’ technology, allowing the crew to perform high-octane physical stunts, while a new AI writer injects the show with more action and raunchy humor.

Tony Hawk’s Pro Stoner

The crew heads to Pux’s Death Valley Motel to exploit their new DerpyVision physics at the skate park, hoping to hustle the locals with impossible tricks and questionable energy drinks.

The Caesar’s Palace Catalogue

Nick’s mission to archive ancient Earth gambling artifacts at Caesar’s Palace is derailed when the crew discovers the buffet, the high-roller tables, and the erratic physics of the casino floor.

The Chili Con Carnage

Gnarly is invited to Jedi High School to lecture on culinary arts, but things go south when Pux discovers Gnarly’s chili turns local porgs into rage-fueled fighting machines, sparking an illegal locker room betting ring.

You’ve Got Fail

Sith receives a job offer via his ancient dial-up internet to retrieve a package on the rainy planet of Shelva, leading the crew on a slippery, physics-glitching adventure into a dragon pit.

Fear and Loathing in Jupiter

The crew’s luxury vacation at the DraLLoC Hotel is cut short when Beefy’s VIP status is revoked thanks to Pux transforming the penthouse suite into an illicit marketplace.

The Ragdoll Games

Desperate for credits, the crew enters the Academy’s annual athletics competition, but the DerpyVision physics engine makes simple events like running and jumping impossible feats of comedic failure.

The Glitch in the Matrix

Tired of random ragdolling and clipping through floors, Sith orders the crew to hunt down the source of the ‘DerpyVision’ glitches, leading them to a rogue AI in the Academy’s server room.

The Midichlorian Mist

With the physics engine finally stable, the crew returns to their roots: a good old-fashioned pyramid scheme selling fake ‘Force-in-a-Bottle’ to gullible tourists at Club OC.

SEASON 2

The Haunted Hooch

When customers report bizarre paranormal experiences after drinking Gnarly’s special house blend, the crew discovers it may contain trace elements of Cougar’s force ghost, allowing him to temporarily possess anyone who consumes it.

The Subletting Situation

When the crew discovers Jezz has been subletting rooms at SM HQ to cover maintenance costs, they must deal with the bizarre collection of tenants who’ve taken over their base while they were away.

The Videotape Voyage

When Pux discovers a stash of ancient Earth VHS tapes hidden in the Death Valley Motel walls, he convinces the crew to smuggle these ‘rare vintage artifacts’ to a collector at Caesar’s Palace, leading to chaos when the buyer turns out to be an Imperial officer.

The Star Tours Disappointment

When the crew discovers Beefy’s supposedly starring role in Disland’s new Star Tours attraction, they return to the theme park expecting fame and fortune, only to experience a series of disasters before discovering Beefy was completely obscured by a Wookiee in the final cut.

The Glitch Door

When Strike discovers a suspiciously glitched door section in Shelva’s Pyramid Hotel that doesn’t appear on any blueprints, the crew investigates what might be hidden behind this architectural anomaly.

The Last Keg Stand

When the JK Crew’s popular SM HQ Liquor Store is threatened by a rival establishment opening nearby, they resort to increasingly desperate promotional tactics to maintain their customer base.

The JK Archives: Location Scouting

When Nick gets a chance to host his own show about canonical Star Wars lore, the JK Crew embarks on a galaxy-wide location scouting mission that descends into chaos as they get ejected from planet after planet due to their increasingly outrageous antics.

The Galactic Geography Failure

When Sith realizes the crew’s knowledge of the Star Wars universe is embarrassingly lacking, he enrolls them in a one-day Jedi High School course on basic galactic geography, leading to spectacular failures and their inevitable expulsion.

SEASON 1

The Inspection Connection

When the Imperial Health Department announces a surprise inspection of Club OC, Gnarly must frantically hide evidence of his ‘creative cooking methods’ while the crew poses as legitimate resort staff.

The Slum Lord’s Return

When the crew discovers the Death Valley Motel’s new owner is actually an Imperial front, they hatch a scheme to help Pux reclaim ownership using Gnarly’s questionably stable demolitions expertise.

The Dorm Dilemma

When Strike admits he left his secret encryption key in his old dorm room at Shelva, the crew must navigate their way through the research facility’s housing complex while avoiding both Imperial patrols and nosy students.

Faculty Fiasco

After discovering The Academy is severely understaffed due to a mass resignation, the crew takes over as emergency faculty, leading to the most chaotic semester in galactic education history.

Force of Fortune

When the crew discovers an ancient text about using the Force to influence gambling odds, they head to Caesars Palace to test their newfound ‘skills’, leading to chaos when Beefy’s method acting as a Jedi gambler attracts unwanted attention.

The Porg Sauce Proposition

When Gnarly becomes convinced that porgs contain high concentrations of medicloreans that can be extracted through his special sauce-making process, the crew reluctantly helps him test his questionable theory.

The Cave of Blunders

When the crew needs to hide their recently acquired treasures, they choose a secret cavern on Shelva, but their simple storage mission turns chaotic when they discover the cave has other mysterious inhabitants.

The Diner Dynasty

When Strike calculates that running the only restaurant on Shelva would be more profitable than smuggling, the crew attempts legitimate business, leading to chaos as they try to transform the run-down diner into a galactic culinary destination.

The High Rollers

When Beefy treats the crew to a luxury weekend at DraLLoC Hotel & Casino, they accidentally consume Gord and Jester’s experimental ‘No-Force-Sabers’ and find themselves in an increasingly chaotic spiral.