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MEET THE CREW

Sith

Scoundrel Freelancer - Leader of the JK Crew

What he plans & what goes down usually ain’t one-and-the-same. He says the JK Crew’s motto is “Leave no man behind”, but somebody often ends up getting left behind.

Homeworld is Sith Mercenary Headquarters.

Gnarl

Demolitions - Cook - Member of the JK Crew

Demolitions expert, crew chef. Likes to say “Thanks Obama”, but nobody knows what he means. Often says “It’ll never smell the same again!” when he encounters something he likes (or dislikes.)

Homeworld is Club OC.

Nick

JK Historian - On-Assignment - Member of the JK Crew

Lore expert. Curator for the JK Archives, on-assignment as a member of the JK Crew to help find artifacts for him to catalogue. He always notices if the locations or details used are not “George Lucas’s original vision.”

Homeworld is unknown.

Beefy

Face Man - Actor - Member of the JK Crew

A space actor who uses his acting ability to solve the JK Crew’s challenges. Takes himself very seriously. Famous in some systems, completely unknown in others. His celebrity is respected by the Dralloc Corporation.

Homeworld is DraLLoC Hotel & Casino.

He doesn’t know what method acting is.

Strike

Slicer - Member of the JK Crew

A programmer who helps the JK Crew with his skills. His specialty is computers and hacking.

Homeworld is Shelva.

Pux

Slum Lord - Underworld Connection - Member of the JK Crew

The crew’s sketchy information broker. Has contacts everywhere – but he finds most want him dead on sight.

Homeworld is Death Valley Motel.

Spidey

Cleaner - Retained by the JK Crew

A skilled space assassin who stays sober but hangs with the stoner crew. He’s all about cleaning up the loose ends as he travels with the crew.

Homeworld is: don’t ask.

Cougar

Contact - Swindler

A two-faced businessman who secretly deals with the Empire while pretending to hate them. He coordinates a lot of missions, usually they are not exactly as he lets on.

His specialty is imperial connections.

Homeworld is unknown.

As they encounter all sorts of characters in their misadventures across the JK galaxy!

SEASON 3

  • S3E19
The Bathroom Breakout

During a routine refueling stop, Pux gets locked inside a high-tech bathroom that requires solving riddles to exit, while the rest of the crew fights off a bored space gang in the parking lot.
  • S3E20
The Cooking Show Calamity

Gnarly gets his own public access cooking show, but the studio is located in a condemned warehouse and the live audience consists entirely of confused droids and one very angry health inspector.
  • S3E21
The Haunted Hard Drive

Pux buys a used hard drive from a Jawa at a swap meet, only to find it’s haunted by the digital ghost of an ancient Sith Lord who just wants to play Minesweeper.
  • S3E22
The Weight-Bearing Beard

After a bet goes wrong, Gnarly shaves his magic beard, which turns out to have been supporting the entire Club OC building’s structural integrity.
  • S3E23
The Method Acting Trooper

Beefy lands a role as an extra in an Imperial propaganda film, but his intense method acting leads him to accidentally infiltrate a real Imperial base, where his confidence convinces everyone he’s a high-ranking inspector.
  • S3E24
The Scab Crew

When Gnarly’s entire staff walks out to protest Imperial Customs Enforcement, the JK Crew attempts to run the luxury resort, resulting in stolen luggage, lore-accurate cocktails, and a pool disaster.
  • S3E25
A Very Puxmas Life Day

The JK Crew gather at Pux’s Death Valley Motel to throw a big Life Day bash, but Pux’s sketchy decorations, Gnarly’s experimental cuisine, and an unexpected visit from Imperial carolers turn the celebration into chaos.
  • S3E26
The Wrong Beefy

After a transporter accident, Beefy is split into two versions: Regular Beefy and Subtle Beefy, who uses nuanced acting techniques and indoor voice levels.
  • S3E27
The Coral Castle Conspiracy

Gnarly convinces the crew to hunt for legendary cosmic energy pioneered by Edward Leedskalnin, but every clue leads to increasingly obvious dick jokes that he doesn’t notice until the final reveal.

SEASON 2

  • S2E19
The Haunted Hooch

When customers report bizarre paranormal experiences after drinking Gnarly’s special house blend, the crew discovers it may contain trace elements of Cougar’s force ghost, allowing him to temporarily possess anyone who consumes it.
  • S2E20
The Subletting Situation

When the crew discovers Jezz has been subletting rooms at SM HQ to cover maintenance costs, they must deal with the bizarre collection of tenants who’ve taken over their base while they were away.
  • S2E21
The Videotape Voyage

When Pux discovers a stash of ancient Earth VHS tapes hidden in the Death Valley Motel walls, he convinces the crew to smuggle these ‘rare vintage artifacts’ to a collector at Caesar’s Palace, leading to chaos when the buyer turns out to be an Imperial officer.
  • S2E22
The Star Tours Disappointment

When the crew discovers Beefy’s supposedly starring role in Disland’s new Star Tours attraction, they return to the theme park expecting fame and fortune, only to experience a series of disasters before discovering Beefy was completely obscured by a Wookiee in the final cut.
  • S2E23
The Glitch Door

When Strike discovers a suspiciously glitched door section in Shelva’s Pyramid Hotel that doesn’t appear on any blueprints, the crew investigates what might be hidden behind this architectural anomaly.
  • S2E24
The Last Keg Stand

When the JK Crew’s popular SM HQ Liquor Store is threatened by a rival establishment opening nearby, they resort to increasingly desperate promotional tactics to maintain their customer base.
  • S2E25
The JK Archives: Location Scouting

When Nick gets a chance to host his own show about canonical Star Wars lore, the JK Crew embarks on a galaxy-wide location scouting mission that descends into chaos as they get ejected from planet after planet due to their increasingly outrageous antics.
  • S2E26
The Galactic Geography Failure

When Sith realizes the crew’s knowledge of the Star Wars universe is embarrassingly lacking, he enrolls them in a one-day Jedi High School course on basic galactic geography, leading to spectacular failures and their inevitable expulsion.

SEASON 1

  • S1E54
The Pux Protection Program

When Pux accidentally leaks classified Imperial data through his virus-ridden computer, becoming the galaxy’s most wanted information broker, the crew attempts to hide him while dealing with his incredibly obvious hiding techniques.
  • S1E55
The Higher Education

When Pux discovers the Academy’s stressed-out students are the perfect market for his new ‘study enhancement’ products, he sets up an operation that quickly spirals out of control.
  • S1E56
The House Always Wins

When Pux gets caught using his virus-ridden datapad to cheat at sabacc in DraLLoC Hotel & Casino, the crew has to figure out how to bail him out before his infamous computer spreads its infections to the casino’s systems.
  • S1E57
Behind The Scenes: Season One

In this special extended episode, the JK Crew sits down on the DVD intro set to reminisce about their various misadventures, near-deaths, and questionable decisions throughout the season.