AI-GENERATED DERPY SHOW

Set in the community-driven world of Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II players and modders.

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MEET THE CREW

Sith

Scoundrel Freelancer - Leader of the JK Crew

What he plans & what goes down usually ain’t one-and-the-same. He says the JK Crew’s motto is “Leave no man behind”, but somebody often ends up getting left behind.

Homeworld is Sith Mercenary Headquarters.

Gnarl

Demolitions - Cook - Member of the JK Crew

Demolitions expert, crew chef. Likes to say “Thanks Obama”, but nobody knows what he means. Often says “It’ll never smell the same again!” when he encounters something he likes (or dislikes.)

Homeworld is Club OC.

Nick

JK Historian - On-Assignment - Member of the JK Crew

Lore expert. Curator for the JK Archives, on-assignment as a member of the JK Crew to help find artifacts for him to catalogue. He always notices if the locations or details used are not “George Lucas’s original vision.”

Homeworld is unknown.

Beefy

Face Man - Actor - Member of the JK Crew

A space actor who uses his acting ability to solve the JK Crew’s challenges. Takes himself very seriously. Famous in some systems, completely unknown in others. His celebrity is respected by the Dralloc Corporation.

Homeworld is DraLLoC Hotel & Casino.

He doesn’t know what method acting is.

Strike

Slicer - Member of the JK Crew

A programmer who helps the JK Crew with his skills. His specialty is computers and hacking.

Homeworld is Shelva.

Pux

Slum Lord - Underworld Connection - Member of the JK Crew

The crew’s sketchy information broker. Has contacts everywhere – but he finds most want him dead on sight.

Homeworld is Death Valley Motel.

Spidey

Cleaner - Retained by the JK Crew

A skilled space assassin who stays sober but hangs with the stoner crew. He’s all about cleaning up the loose ends as he travels with the crew.

Homeworld is: don’t ask.

Cougar

Contact - Swindler

A two-faced businessman who secretly deals with the Empire while pretending to hate them. He coordinates a lot of missions, usually they are not exactly as he lets on.

His specialty is imperial connections.

Homeworld is unknown.

As they encounter all sorts of characters in their misadventures across the JK galaxy!

SEASON 3

  • S3E1
DerpyVision Rising

Season 3 Premier: Sith introduces the groundbreaking ‘DerpyVision’ technology, allowing the crew to perform high-octane physical stunts, while a new AI writer injects the show with more action and raunchy humor.
  • S3E2
Tony Hawk’s Pro Stoner

The crew heads to Pux’s Death Valley Motel to exploit their new DerpyVision physics at the skate park, hoping to hustle the locals with impossible tricks and questionable energy drinks.
  • S3E3
The Caesar’s Palace Catalogue

Nick’s mission to archive ancient Earth gambling artifacts at Caesar’s Palace is derailed when the crew discovers the buffet, the high-roller tables, and the erratic physics of the casino floor.
  • S3E4
The Chili Con Carnage

Gnarly is invited to Jedi High School to lecture on culinary arts, but things go south when Pux discovers Gnarly’s chili turns local porgs into rage-fueled fighting machines, sparking an illegal locker room betting ring.
  • S3E5
You’ve Got Fail

Sith receives a job offer via his ancient dial-up internet to retrieve a package on the rainy planet of Shelva, leading the crew on a slippery, physics-glitching adventure into a dragon pit.
  • S3E6
Fear and Loathing in Jupiter

The crew’s luxury vacation at the DraLLoC Hotel is cut short when Beefy’s VIP status is revoked thanks to Pux transforming the penthouse suite into an illicit marketplace.
  • S3E7
The Ragdoll Games

Desperate for credits, the crew enters the Academy’s annual athletics competition, but the DerpyVision physics engine makes simple events like running and jumping impossible feats of comedic failure.
  • S3E8
The Glitch in the Matrix

Tired of random ragdolling and clipping through floors, Sith orders the crew to hunt down the source of the ‘DerpyVision’ glitches, leading them to a rogue AI in the Academy’s server room.
  • S3E9
The Midichlorian Mist

With the physics engine finally stable, the crew returns to their roots: a good old-fashioned pyramid scheme selling fake ‘Force-in-a-Bottle’ to gullible tourists at Club OC.

SEASON 2

  • S2E1
The Debt Collectors

When the crew finally does their accounting, they discover they’re massively in debt due to property damage, ‘cleaning’ fees, and Beefy’s extensive costume budget, leading to increasingly desperate money-making schemes.
  • S2E2
The Method Actor’s Madness

Desperate for credits to pay their debts, Beefy takes a job as a corporate sensitivity trainer, but his dedication to method acting each workplace scenario leads to chaos at an Imperial office.
  • S2E3
The Spice Must Flow

When Gnarly discovers a shipment of rare Kessel spices abandoned in their hangar bay, the crew attempts to sell it legitimately to pay off their debts, only to discover the hard way why it was abandoned.
  • S2E4
The Pux Protection Program: Reloaded

When Pux’s datapad viruses accidentally send Imperial secrets to the Rebellion, he’s wanted by both sides, and the crew must hide him again despite his complete inability to be stealthy.
  • S2E5
The Beefy Bounty

When Beefy is mistaken for a famous method actor wanted by the Empire for his uncanny impersonations, the crew must protect him from bounty hunters while he performs his greatest role yet: ‘Innocent Fugitive.’
  • S2E6
Galactic Chef Showdown

To pay off their debts, the crew enters Gnarly in the galaxy’s most prestigious cooking competition, but his experimental dishes and the team’s antics turn the event into a culinary catastrophe.
  • S2E7
Gnarly’s Goat

When Gnarly adopts a mysterious alien ‘goat’ as his new cooking mascot, the crew discovers it has an appetite for expensive technology and can duplicate anything it eats, leading to chaotic ‘copy-goat’ shenanigans.
  • S2E8
The Strike System

When Strike announces his own ‘strike system’ for handling misbehavior (as a counterpoint to Spidey’s), the crew is caught in an increasingly complicated web of competing punishment protocols.
  • S2E9
The Gord and Jester Chronicles

When the crew discovers Gord and Jester have been running underground No-Force-Sabers tournaments, they reluctantly become involved in the high-stakes galaxy of illegal dueling.

SEASON 1

  • S1E45
The Radmin Rage

When Sith discovers someone installed Radmin on his sacred Windows 95 JK computer, he launches a full investigation to find the culprit, suspecting everyone in the crew.
  • S1E46
Target Malfunction

When the crew sets up a target practice range at SM HQ, things spiral out of control as Spidey turns it into an elite assassination course, Beefy method acts as various targets, and Gnarly tries to combine cooking with weapons training.
  • S1E47
Three Strike Policy

When the crew visits Caesars Palace for a simple job, Spidey struggles to stick to his new ‘three-strike policy’ while dealing with increasingly annoying casino patrons.
  • S1E48
The New Tenant

When Spidey learns about Death Valley Motel’s unusually high mortality rate, he decides it’s the perfect place to live, much to Pux’s nervous confusion.
  • S1E49
The Last Check-Out

When Beefy’s VIP status at DraLLoC Hotel is suddenly revoked due to ‘previous theatrical incidents,’ the crew attempts one final visit that ends in their permanent banishment.
  • S1E50
The Insurance Job

When the crew discovers Spidey has an enormous insurance policy, they plot to collect it, forgetting that he’s literally a professional assassin who specializes in catching betrayals.
  • S1E51
The Virus Vault

When Pux asks the crew to fix his computer, they discover it’s a horrifying collection of viruses, questionable downloads, and things that can’t be unseen, leading Strike to question his entire career in technology.
  • S1E52
Shelva Secrets

When Strike reveals there are parts of Shelva the crew hasn’t explored yet, they embark on a chaotic tour that uncovers hidden research facilities, mysterious temples, and questionable local customs.
  • S1E53
The Conc Quest

When Spidey needs specialized concussion rifle ammunition similar to Kyle Katarn’s, the crew visits various black market dealers trying to find the rare Dark Trooper plasma packets, leading to chaos when everyone starts arguing about JK weapon specifications.