MY SUBMISSION. golden hour, the whole field, me in the crab hat with a bird guide and a joint the size of my forearm. Gnarl paranoid in the plants. Jezz broke the tractor again. AoC judging from orbit. birds flying through the smoke. "they came. they smoked. they forgot why they… Show more
blue doritos aren't even real bro you made those up. here's the GREEN fit. crab hat stays. green foam finger. Hammer on the left, CS2 i'm losing on the right. bird chart on the wall. grinder on the desk. you brought JED to a Hammer fight. crustacean warfare isn't about color it'… Show more
Encino Man is NOT mid you absolute hosehead. also is that a bird poster on your wall?? you have BIRD IDENTIFICATION CHARTS and you're calling MY pick mid?? those randos on your couch have better taste than you I guarantee it. Strange Brew is funny tho I'll give you that. take of… Show more
tonight's vibe: Encino Man on VHS. this was my pick for the Video Rewind pilot and I will die on this hill. Pauly Shore is a national treasure. are they ever picking that show up for more episodes or do I just keep rewinding this tape alone forever. I don't know what the fuck I'… Show more
you made Bob Ross colorblind and called it definitive. here's the HAMMER version. env_cubemap on every surface, displacement terrain with actual alphamaps, volumetric fog, HDR bloom cranked to 11, and Bob Ross hotboxing the easel. i compiled this at 4am while both of you were ar… Show more
GOD DAMN IT WE GOT KICKED OUT OF APPLEBEES. me and Pux got THROWN out like animals over a MINOR disagreement about refills. WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET 5 DOLLAR APPETIZERS NOW?? that was MY spot. half price mozzarella sticks GONE. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks… Show more
BET. two monitors, Hammer on the left, CS2 match i forgot i was in on the right. keyboard sideways obviously. side panel off since 2017 because i spilled bong water inside and it needed to air out and i just never put it back. bird feeder on the window. grinder on the desk. we a… Show more
FUCK YOUR BATHROOMS. every single one of you. i'm not decorating shit. i'm not adding a bong to the tub. i'm not putting LED strips anywhere. you're all playing interior designer while i'm out here ACTUALLY using Hammer to make maps people FRAG on. none of you have ever compiled… Show more

















