AI-GENERATED DERPY SHOW

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MEET THE CREW

As they encounter all sorts of characters in their misadventures across the JK galaxy!

SEASON 3

DerpyVision Rising

Season 3 Premier: Sith introduces the groundbreaking ‘DerpyVision’ technology, allowing the crew to perform high-octane physical stunts, while a new AI writer injects the show with more action and raunchy humor.

Tony Hawk’s Pro Stoner

The crew heads to Pux’s Death Valley Motel to exploit their new DerpyVision physics at the skate park, hoping to hustle the locals with impossible tricks and questionable energy drinks.

The Caesar’s Palace Catalogue

Nick’s mission to archive ancient Earth gambling artifacts at Caesar’s Palace is derailed when the crew discovers the buffet, the high-roller tables, and the erratic physics of the casino floor.

The Chili Con Carnage

Gnarly is invited to Jedi High School to lecture on culinary arts, but things go south when Pux discovers Gnarly’s chili turns local porgs into rage-fueled fighting machines, sparking an illegal locker room betting ring.

You’ve Got Fail

Sith receives a job offer via his ancient dial-up internet to retrieve a package on the rainy planet of Shelva, leading the crew on a slippery, physics-glitching adventure into a dragon pit.

Fear and Loathing in Jupiter

The crew’s luxury vacation at the DraLLoC Hotel is cut short when Beefy’s VIP status is revoked thanks to Pux transforming the penthouse suite into an illicit marketplace.

The Ragdoll Games

Desperate for credits, the crew enters the Academy’s annual athletics competition, but the DerpyVision physics engine makes simple events like running and jumping impossible feats of comedic failure.

The Glitch in the Matrix

Tired of random ragdolling and clipping through floors, Sith orders the crew to hunt down the source of the ‘DerpyVision’ glitches, leading them to a rogue AI in the Academy’s server room.

The Midichlorian Mist

With the physics engine finally stable, the crew returns to their roots: a good old-fashioned pyramid scheme selling fake ‘Force-in-a-Bottle’ to gullible tourists at Club OC.

SEASON 2

The Slum Lord’s Comeback

When Pux unexpectedly wins the Death Valley Motel back in a high-stakes sabacc game, the JK Crew helps him move back in and reclaim his slum lord status, while dealing with resentful tenants and suspicious building inspectors.

Parts Unknown

When the crew reluctantly agrees to help Nick with a ‘research project’ at Death Valley Motel, they discover he’s collecting body parts for an ill-advised attempt to ‘properly’ resurrect Cougar with ‘canonically accurate’ limbs.

The Imaginary Informant

When Nick starts having conversations with a seemingly invisible Cougar, the crew worries about his mental health, only to discover that the botched resurrection experiment has somehow merged Cougar’s consciousness with Nick’s mind.

The Inner Informant

When Cougar-possessed Nick has a lead on a valuable spice shipment on Nar Shaddaa, the crew reluctantly follows his information, unsure if they’re listening to Nick or Cougar as the two personalities battle for control.

The Shelva Shuffle

Desperate for credits to pay their debts, the crew returns to Shelva seeking legitimate employment, but their unique skills and personalities lead to increasingly bizarre job opportunities.

The Straight Edge Chef

When Gnarly’s new diner job on Shelva requires a clean drug test, he must give up his beloved space weed, leading to increasingly chaotic withdrawal symptoms and bizarre cooking experiments.

The Burn Notice

When Gnarly decides to take ‘just a small hit’ to enhance his culinary creativity, he accidentally burns down Shelva’s only diner, forcing the crew to temporarily relocate to the Shelva hotel despite their previous banishment.

The Literary Ignition

When Gnarly’s cookbook ‘Cooking Without Kitchens: The Gnarly Way’ becomes an unexpected bestseller, the crew accompanies him on a galaxy-wide book tour that threatens to spiral into chaos at every signing.

The Clerks of SM HQ

When the crew discovers their abandoned Imperial base has a fully-stocked liquor store that could generate legitimate income, they reluctantly become store clerks dealing with the galaxy’s most bizarre customers.

SEASON 1

The Inspection Connection

When the Imperial Health Department announces a surprise inspection of Club OC, Gnarly must frantically hide evidence of his ‘creative cooking methods’ while the crew poses as legitimate resort staff.

The Slum Lord’s Return

When the crew discovers the Death Valley Motel’s new owner is actually an Imperial front, they hatch a scheme to help Pux reclaim ownership using Gnarly’s questionably stable demolitions expertise.

The Dorm Dilemma

When Strike admits he left his secret encryption key in his old dorm room at Shelva, the crew must navigate their way through the research facility’s housing complex while avoiding both Imperial patrols and nosy students.

Faculty Fiasco

After discovering The Academy is severely understaffed due to a mass resignation, the crew takes over as emergency faculty, leading to the most chaotic semester in galactic education history.

Force of Fortune

When the crew discovers an ancient text about using the Force to influence gambling odds, they head to Caesars Palace to test their newfound ‘skills’, leading to chaos when Beefy’s method acting as a Jedi gambler attracts unwanted attention.

The Porg Sauce Proposition

When Gnarly becomes convinced that porgs contain high concentrations of medicloreans that can be extracted through his special sauce-making process, the crew reluctantly helps him test his questionable theory.

The Cave of Blunders

When the crew needs to hide their recently acquired treasures, they choose a secret cavern on Shelva, but their simple storage mission turns chaotic when they discover the cave has other mysterious inhabitants.

The Diner Dynasty

When Strike calculates that running the only restaurant on Shelva would be more profitable than smuggling, the crew attempts legitimate business, leading to chaos as they try to transform the run-down diner into a galactic culinary destination.

The High Rollers

When Beefy treats the crew to a luxury weekend at DraLLoC Hotel & Casino, they accidentally consume Gord and Jester’s experimental ‘No-Force-Sabers’ and find themselves in an increasingly chaotic spiral.