AI-GENERATED DERPY SHOW

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MEET THE CREW

As they encounter all sorts of characters in their misadventures across the JK galaxy!

SEASON 3

DerpyVision Rising

Season 3 Premier: Sith introduces the groundbreaking ‘DerpyVision’ technology, allowing the crew to perform high-octane physical stunts, while a new AI writer injects the show with more action and raunchy humor.

Tony Hawk’s Pro Stoner

The crew heads to Pux’s Death Valley Motel to exploit their new DerpyVision physics at the skate park, hoping to hustle the locals with impossible tricks and questionable energy drinks.

The Caesar’s Palace Catalogue

Nick’s mission to archive ancient Earth gambling artifacts at Caesar’s Palace is derailed when the crew discovers the buffet, the high-roller tables, and the erratic physics of the casino floor.

The Chili Con Carnage

Gnarly is invited to Jedi High School to lecture on culinary arts, but things go south when Pux discovers Gnarly’s chili turns local porgs into rage-fueled fighting machines, sparking an illegal locker room betting ring.

You’ve Got Fail

Sith receives a job offer via his ancient dial-up internet to retrieve a package on the rainy planet of Shelva, leading the crew on a slippery, physics-glitching adventure into a dragon pit.

Fear and Loathing in Jupiter

The crew’s luxury vacation at the DraLLoC Hotel is cut short when Beefy’s VIP status is revoked thanks to Pux transforming the penthouse suite into an illicit marketplace.

The Ragdoll Games

Desperate for credits, the crew enters the Academy’s annual athletics competition, but the DerpyVision physics engine makes simple events like running and jumping impossible feats of comedic failure.

The Glitch in the Matrix

Tired of random ragdolling and clipping through floors, Sith orders the crew to hunt down the source of the ‘DerpyVision’ glitches, leading them to a rogue AI in the Academy’s server room.

The Midichlorian Mist

With the physics engine finally stable, the crew returns to their roots: a good old-fashioned pyramid scheme selling fake ‘Force-in-a-Bottle’ to gullible tourists at Club OC.

SEASON 2

The Haunted Hooch

When customers report bizarre paranormal experiences after drinking Gnarly’s special house blend, the crew discovers it may contain trace elements of Cougar’s force ghost, allowing him to temporarily possess anyone who consumes it.

The Subletting Situation

When the crew discovers Jezz has been subletting rooms at SM HQ to cover maintenance costs, they must deal with the bizarre collection of tenants who’ve taken over their base while they were away.

The Videotape Voyage

When Pux discovers a stash of ancient Earth VHS tapes hidden in the Death Valley Motel walls, he convinces the crew to smuggle these ‘rare vintage artifacts’ to a collector at Caesar’s Palace, leading to chaos when the buyer turns out to be an Imperial officer.

The Star Tours Disappointment

When the crew discovers Beefy’s supposedly starring role in Disland’s new Star Tours attraction, they return to the theme park expecting fame and fortune, only to experience a series of disasters before discovering Beefy was completely obscured by a Wookiee in the final cut.

The Glitch Door

When Strike discovers a suspiciously glitched door section in Shelva’s Pyramid Hotel that doesn’t appear on any blueprints, the crew investigates what might be hidden behind this architectural anomaly.

The Last Keg Stand

When the JK Crew’s popular SM HQ Liquor Store is threatened by a rival establishment opening nearby, they resort to increasingly desperate promotional tactics to maintain their customer base.

The JK Archives: Location Scouting

When Nick gets a chance to host his own show about canonical Star Wars lore, the JK Crew embarks on a galaxy-wide location scouting mission that descends into chaos as they get ejected from planet after planet due to their increasingly outrageous antics.

The Galactic Geography Failure

When Sith realizes the crew’s knowledge of the Star Wars universe is embarrassingly lacking, he enrolls them in a one-day Jedi High School course on basic galactic geography, leading to spectacular failures and their inevitable expulsion.

SEASON 1

The Dragon’s Share

When the crew takes a job on Shelva to acquire rare Kell Dragon scales, they discover the simple harvesting mission is actually a complex Imperial scheme involving the local research facility.

The Hotel Heist Havoc

When Strike discovers valuable Imperial data is stored in the Shelva hotel’s computer system, the crew attempts a covert infiltration, but Beefy’s method acting as a bellhop and Nick’s obsession with ‘authentic hotel operations’ lead to their permanent banishment.

The Unbanning

After being banned from multiple establishments across the galaxy, the crew visits Pux and Gnarly at Death Valley Motel seeking advice on getting unbanned, but their ‘rehabilitation’ attempts only make things worse.

Ghost of Contacts Past

The crew reluctantly visits Cougar’s regular spot on Nar Shaddaa, hoping his Imperial connections can help lift their bans, only to find his force ghost still frequenting the cantina and making shady deals.

The Last Double-Cross

In this special episode, we learn how Cougar’s final scheme led to his demise and unexpected force ghost transformation, told through his perspective as he narrates from the Nar Shaddaa cantina.

The Hostile Takeover

When Strike discovers Caesar’s Palace has valuable Imperial data on their network, the crew attempts to infiltrate by taking over hotel operations, but things spiral out of control when Beefy insists on method acting as every hotel role simultaneously.

Home Base Havoc

When the crew finally moves into their new headquarters at the abandoned Imperial base on a distant moon, Sith struggles to maintain order as everyone tries to ‘improve’ their new home in questionable ways.

The Pux Possession

When strange occurrences plague SM HQ, the crew discovers Pux has been secretly conducting questionable rituals in the base’s lower levels, leading to some unexpected supernatural guests.

Suite Surrender

When Imperial forces chase the crew after a botched mission, they hide out in Beefy’s VIP suite at the DraLLoC Hotel, but his method acting as every room service position threatens to expose them.