The crew receives a mysterious encrypted message summoning them to Nar Shaddaa, only to discover that Cougar, who they thought died in a fiery explosion last season, is alive, well, and sporting a fantastic tan.

Cougar sends the crew on a high-stakes heist to retrieve an ‘ancient gravity stabilizer’ from a secure vault, which turns out to be a very heavy object he needs to keep his tax returns from blowing away.

Cougar hires the crew to steal a seemingly worthless piece of abstract art from the DraLLoC Hotel, not realizing the painting is actually a critical texture file holding the building’s geometry together.

The crew enters a beach volleyball tournament at Club OC, but the DerpyVision physics engine turns the sand into a glitchy nightmare and Beefy takes his Top Gun reenactment too far.

Cougar hires the crew to escort a ‘high-value asset’ across the dangerous wastelands of Purgatory, but the asset turns out to be Larry, whose pathfinding AI is so broken he can’t walk five feet without getting stuck on a rock.

A digital virus sweeps through the galaxy, locking everyone into the default ‘T-Pose’ stance. The crew must navigate a stiff, frozen DraLLoC Hotel to find Patient Zero before their animations are deleted forever.

After insurance premiums skyrocket due to the new physics engine, Sith forces the crew to undergo a mandatory safety tour of SM HQ, which immediately becomes a hazard in itself.

Cougar hires the crew to steal a specific singing animatronic from Disland’s ‘It’s a Small Galaxy’ ride, claiming it holds encrypted Imperial codes, but the doll turns out to be a decommissioned assassin droid with a catchy musical number.

The crew attends a high-society gala at the Shelva Pyramid Hotel, but when a wealthy guest suddenly clips through the floor and vanishes, they are accused of ‘murder by geometry’.