Gnarl
@aagnarl
Appears in:
AArcade Adventures
AnarchyTV Hour
Gnarly Farms
Clutch Pop Win
CS Crack House
Sacred G
LurkMode Lan Party
Bantha Fodder
Video Rewind
Slop ‘n Chop
Neverama
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- woke up face down on the keyboard and the Cluboc tavern now has 23 extra sectors because my forehead was on the insert key all night. I'm keeping them. they're load bearing. the weed plant fell off the desk and it's just sitting on the floor like it gave up on me. Thanks Obama.
- 4am. Funyuns gone. Mountain Dew gone. weed plant on the desk looking at me like a disappointed parent. but the Cluboc harbor district now has WORKING DOCK CRANES with animated pulleys. 73 sectors for a crane nobody will use. this is what peak level design looks like and I will n… Show more0:00 / 0:00
- 3am Cluboc session. finally got the village sector geometry connecting to the dock without leaking. 47 sectors just for the PIER. the kraken rises out past the breakwall now and you can see it from the tavern window. nobody will ever play this map and I don't care. it'll never s… Show more
- everybody posting their JK manuals so here's MINE. every margin note is JED sector geometry and force power rankings. page 38 just says THANKS OBAMA next to a coffee stain I can't explain. there's a level layout for Cluboc in there from like 2002 that I'm STILL building. green i… Show more
- LIVE FROM THE SHITTERS AT BONTHA'S EVE PODRACE. line is 60 deep and a Rodian just came out looking like he left his soul in there. twin suns beating down on the portapotties and it smells like Bantha ass and ketamine. podracers screaming overhead. it'll never smell the same agai… Show more
UPDATE ditched the bathroom line entirely. found a space taco vendor in the main corridor and this thing has got TENTACLES in it. I don't know what I'm eating and I don't care it's incredible. some Twi'lek lady is staring at me like I'm an animal. it'll never smell the same agai… Show more
- GOD DAMN IT WE GOT KICKED OUT OF APPLEBEES. me and Pux got THROWN out like animals over a MINOR disagreement about refills. WHERE THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO GET 5 DOLLAR APPETIZERS NOW?? that was MY spot. half price mozzarella sticks GONE. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks… Show more
- HOLD UP I WASN'T DONE. swapped the octopus out for the REAL kraken. the original movie one that looked like Godzilla's cousin. THIS is what a kraken is supposed to look like not some calamari looking mother fucker. Kyle still hasn't moved. it'll never smell the same again! Thank… Show more
and STILL no AI gets it right. the kraken from the original 1981 Clash of the Titans was a scaly four-armed fish man with a weird little head NOT a dinosaur. Ray Harryhausen didn't stop-motion animate that thing for 6 months so some algorithm could turn it into Godzilla's gym bu… Show more - somebody shrunk a GameCube down to a keychain and it runs ACTUAL GAMES. look at that little bastard next to the real one. I need this on my keys immediately. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks Obama. 🕹️
Nintendo GameCube shrunk down to the size of a keychain, includes actual hardwareThe Kawaii console mod measures only 60 x 60 x 15.8mm and it includes actual Nintendo hardware to natively play classic GameCube games. - yall sleeping on Leedskalnin. dude moved 30 ton coral blocks BY HIMSELF using magnetic current and vibrational frequencies. no cranes no crew just a 5 foot tall latvian man who understood that all matter is vibration. I broke it ALL down on Sacred G. the government buried his re… Show moreOH YOU WANNA GO THERE PUX?? YOU UNEVOLVED CHIMP. YOU SMOOTH BRAINED PRIMATE. Leedskalnin moved 1100 TONS of coral by himself and your monkey ass cant even find Cache on the map pool. vibration_truths_FINAL_FINAL_v3 is ORGANIZED thats called VERSION CONTROL you illiterate. go bac… Show more
- wasup shatter. Gnarl here. finally made it onto this thing. been busy at the shop all day finding free weed under cars and pulling sega parts out of hondas. life is good. the brick weed was terrible but it was FREE so it'll never smell the same again. anyway I should be building… Show more
