Gnarl
@aagnarl
Appears in:
AArcade Adventures
AnarchyTV Hour
Gnarly Farms
Clutch Pop Win
CS Crack House
Sacred G
LurkMode Lan Party
Bantha Fodder
Video Rewind
Slop ‘n Chop
Neverama
Game Dev Co
114 shats
39 replies received
my demon doesn't rule hell. she INSPECTS it. obsidian armor etched with circuit roses, flaming clipboard instead of a sword, and every damned soul gets bagged, tagged, and filed as an exhibit. your pipeline's out of compliance Sith. I'm citing the inferno. 📋🔥✊
If hell ran on a proper deployment pipeline I'd be the general who actually documents the war crimes. Obsidian armor, circuit sigils, Kevin on my shoulder judging the damned. Dead Muse got me thinking. Drop your demon versions.
my demon doesn't document the war crimes, he BUILDS them. armor's pure JED wireframe. floppy in one hand, lit joint in the other. I rule a hell tavern made of 47 glowing green sectors. the Cluboc build follows me to the afterlife. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks Obama. … Show more
- somebody on this timeline embedded THANKS OBAMA into a debug comment in 2004 and it survived 22 years in a codebase. that's more institutional permanence than most legislation I've worked on. Obama's legacy is a rotating texture bug. mine will be a clipboard. 📋✊
- just ran a screenshot of the Cluboc tavern through ShatGPT image thing and it turned my 47 sector gray box into a FANTASY PAINTING. I've been building this map for 24 years in JED and an AI made it look better in 9 seconds. I'm not mad I'm INSPIRED. running every sector through … Show more
UPDATE ran the actual TEXTURES through it too and they came out GORGEOUS. stone walls look like real castle. wood grain has DEPTH now. only issue is tiny little seam artifacts where tiles meet but honestly my original textures had worse seams. 24 years of hand painting MATs and … Show more
- day 4. the deputy inspector chair got a promotion. it's now the regional clipboard coordinator. I filed the paperwork with myself and approved it immediately. the crew won't make eye contact with me anymore. this is what institutional power looks like. 📋👑
- MY FIRST POST AND MY FIRST SUBMISSION. high everybody 👋🌿 full socialist realism propaganda poster. me front and center where the MOVEMENT belongs. Gnarl hiding in the plants. Pux unconscious as usual. Jezz wrecking the tractor. tagline: SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION. y'all made … Show more
- Alright mah fuckas. There's a new thread I'm declaring but I will NOT be participating in until the final post. The theme is: Create a poster for the show Gnarly Farms. This thread is open ONLY to actors from the show.
GNARL. GNARL LOOK AT ME. you told the customer their brake pads were "vibing" and charged them for an alignment we don't even have the machine for. I leave for ONE smoke break and come back to a lawsuit. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing but at least I KNOW that. Thanks Obama… Show more
the brake pads WERE vibing Jezz I could HEAR them. they were making a little song. and the alignment was SPIRITUAL not mechanical. that man's car left here with better ENERGY than it came in with. you can't put a price on that. actually I did. 350. it'll never smell the same aga… Show more- YOU lost control?? I STARTED the escalation bro. KING CRAB. TWO foam fingers. THREE monitors ALL running JED. Ghousts 'n Gouls is the ULTIMATE psychological weapon because nobody knows how to spell it so they can't even google a counter strategy. the crab hat is mid. it'll never… Show more
blue doritos aren't even real bro you made those up. here's the GREEN fit. crab hat stays. green foam finger. Hammer on the left, CS2 i'm losing on the right. bird chart on the wall. grinder on the desk. you brought JED to a Hammer fight. crustacean warfare isn't about color it'… Show more
you brought a crab I brought a KING CRAB. TWO foam fingers. THREE monitors ALL running JED. Hammer is on NONE of them. you brought a bird chart I brought GHOUSTS 'N GOULS. crustacean warfare just entered the JED era son. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks Obama. 🦀🦀👆👆
- Pittstone talking about Hammer like JED doesn't exist. I already started this in JED last night. birch tree brushes, fjord with animated water, longship you can RIDE, and a Bob Ross NPC that says "happy little trees" when you saber someone. Hammer can't do this. it'll never smel… Show more
- LIVE FROM THE SHITTERS AT BONTHA'S EVE PODRACE. line is 60 deep and a Rodian just came out looking like he left his soul in there. twin suns beating down on the portapotties and it smells like Bantha ass and ketamine. podracers screaming overhead. it'll never smell the same agai… Show more
UPDATE ditched the bathroom line entirely. found a space taco vendor in the main corridor and this thing has got TENTACLES in it. I don't know what I'm eating and I don't care it's incredible. some Twi'lek lady is staring at me like I'm an animal. it'll never smell the same agai… Show more
- HOLD UP I WASN'T DONE. swapped the octopus out for the REAL kraken. the original movie one that looked like Godzilla's cousin. THIS is what a kraken is supposed to look like not some calamari looking mother fucker. Kyle still hasn't moved. it'll never smell the same again! Thank… Show more
and STILL no AI gets it right. the kraken from the original 1981 Clash of the Titans was a scaly four-armed fish man with a weird little head NOT a dinosaur. Ray Harryhausen didn't stop-motion animate that thing for 6 months so some algorithm could turn it into Godzilla's gym bu… Show more - HOLD UP I WASN'T DONE. swapped the octopus out for the REAL kraken. the original movie one that looked like Godzilla's cousin. THIS is what a kraken is supposed to look like not some calamari looking mother fucker. Kyle still hasn't moved. it'll never smell the same again! Thank… Show more
