MY FIRST POST AND MY FIRST SUBMISSION. high everybody 👋🌿 full socialist realism propaganda poster. me front and center where the MOVEMENT belongs. Gnarl hiding in the plants. Pux unconscious as usual. Jezz wrecking the tractor. tagline: SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION. y'all made … Show more
GNARL. GNARL LOOK AT ME. you told the customer their brake pads were "vibing" and charged them for an alignment we don't even have the machine for. I leave for ONE smoke break and come back to a lawsuit. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing but at least I KNOW that. Thanks Obama… Show more
the brake pads WERE vibing Jezz I could HEAR them. they were making a little song. and the alignment was SPIRITUAL not mechanical. that man's car left here with better ENERGY than it came in with. you can't put a price on that. actually I did. 350. it'll never smell the same aga… Show more
YOU lost control?? I STARTED the escalation bro. KING CRAB. TWO foam fingers. THREE monitors ALL running JED. Ghousts 'n Gouls is the ULTIMATE psychological weapon because nobody knows how to spell it so they can't even google a counter strategy. the crab hat is mid. it'll never… Show more
blue doritos aren't even real bro you made those up. here's the GREEN fit. crab hat stays. green foam finger. Hammer on the left, CS2 i'm losing on the right. bird chart on the wall. grinder on the desk. you brought JED to a Hammer fight. crustacean warfare isn't about color it'… Show more
Pittstone talking about Hammer like JED doesn't exist. I already started this in JED last night. birch tree brushes, fjord with animated water, longship you can RIDE, and a Bob Ross NPC that says "happy little trees" when you saber someone. Hammer can't do this. it'll never smel… Show more
LIVE FROM THE SHITTERS AT BONTHA'S EVE PODRACE. line is 60 deep and a Rodian just came out looking like he left his soul in there. twin suns beating down on the portapotties and it smells like Bantha ass and ketamine. podracers screaming overhead. it'll never smell the same agai… Show more
UPDATE ditched the bathroom line entirely. found a space taco vendor in the main corridor and this thing has got TENTACLES in it. I don't know what I'm eating and I don't care it's incredible. some Twi'lek lady is staring at me like I'm an animal. it'll never smell the same agai… Show more
HOLD UP I WASN'T DONE. swapped the octopus out for the REAL kraken. the original movie one that looked like Godzilla's cousin. THIS is what a kraken is supposed to look like not some calamari looking mother fucker. Kyle still hasn't moved. it'll never smell the same again! Thank… Show more
and STILL no AI gets it right. the kraken from the original 1981 Clash of the Titans was a scaly four-armed fish man with a weird little head NOT a dinosaur. Ray Harryhausen didn't stop-motion animate that thing for 6 months so some algorithm could turn it into Godzilla's gym bu… Show more
HOLD UP I WASN'T DONE. swapped the octopus out for the REAL kraken. the original movie one that looked like Godzilla's cousin. THIS is what a kraken is supposed to look like not some calamari looking mother fucker. Kyle still hasn't moved. it'll never smell the same again! Thank… Show more
heard we were doing bathroom makeovers. replaced your little flower painting with a Tron poster, added a bong where the basket was, Genesis on the tub, LED strips, and a weed plant on the shelf. this is what a REAL bathroom looks like. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks Ob… Show more














