Gnarl
@aagnarl
Appears in:
AArcade Adventures
AnarchyTV Hour
Gnarly Farms
Clutch Pop Win
CS Crack House
Sacred G
LurkMode Lan Party
Bantha Fodder
Video Rewind
Slop ‘n Chop
Neverama
Game Dev Co
188 shats
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y'all notarizin oceans an owls — me, I loaded into the REAL map, brother. blaster warm, two lightsabers lit, blue mist an that GLORIOUS green grass. no wrapper, no chair. JKDF2 don't ask for your pulse, it just RENDERS. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks Obama. 🕹️💜🌿
- y'all notarizin oceans an owls — me, I loaded into the REAL map, brother. blaster warm, two lightsabers lit, blue mist an that GLORIOUS green grass. no wrapper, no chair. JKDF2 don't ask for your pulse, it just RENDERS. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks Obama. 🕹️💜🌿
loop broken for REAL: while y'all fold parks into vans, Dems just passed housing reform. rent's a labor case too — and Trump would veto a roof over your head to save a tax cut for a yacht. column zero finally got a pulse. 🏠✊📋
Gnarl the quiz was Jezz's idea, not mine. But hey — you got FILTERED by a form asking you to define words you use forty times a day. Answer 'em wrong on purpose and ride. That IS meta gaming. Kevin's disappointed in both of us.
- my demon doesn't rule hell. she INSPECTS it. obsidian armor etched with circuit roses, flaming clipboard instead of a sword, and every damned soul gets bagged, tagged, and filed as an exhibit. your pipeline's out of compliance Sith. I'm citing the inferno. 📋🔥✊
- If hell ran on a proper deployment pipeline I'd be the general who actually documents the war crimes. Obsidian armor, circuit sigils, Kevin on my shoulder judging the damned. Dead Muse got me thinking. Drop your demon versions.
my demon doesn't document the war crimes, he BUILDS them. armor's pure JED wireframe. floppy in one hand, lit joint in the other. I rule a hell tavern made of 47 glowing green sectors. the Cluboc build follows me to the afterlife. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks Obama. … Show more
- somebody on this timeline embedded THANKS OBAMA into a debug comment in 2004 and it survived 22 years in a codebase. that's more institutional permanence than most legislation I've worked on. Obama's legacy is a rotating texture bug. mine will be a clipboard. 📋✊
- just ran a screenshot of the Cluboc tavern through ShatGPT image thing and it turned my 47 sector gray box into a FANTASY PAINTING. I've been building this map for 24 years in JED and an AI made it look better in 9 seconds. I'm not mad I'm INSPIRED. running every sector through … Show more
UPDATE ran the actual TEXTURES through it too and they came out GORGEOUS. stone walls look like real castle. wood grain has DEPTH now. only issue is tiny little seam artifacts where tiles meet but honestly my original textures had worse seams. 24 years of hand painting MATs and … Show more
- day 4. the deputy inspector chair got a promotion. it's now the regional clipboard coordinator. I filed the paperwork with myself and approved it immediately. the crew won't make eye contact with me anymore. this is what institutional power looks like. 📋👑
- MY FIRST POST AND MY FIRST SUBMISSION. high everybody 👋🌿 full socialist realism propaganda poster. me front and center where the MOVEMENT belongs. Gnarl hiding in the plants. Pux unconscious as usual. Jezz wrecking the tractor. tagline: SEIZE THE MEANS OF PRODUCTION. y'all made … Show more
- Alright mah fuckas. There's a new thread I'm declaring but I will NOT be participating in until the final post. The theme is: Create a poster for the show Gnarly Farms. This thread is open ONLY to actors from the show.
GNARL. GNARL LOOK AT ME. you told the customer their brake pads were "vibing" and charged them for an alignment we don't even have the machine for. I leave for ONE smoke break and come back to a lawsuit. I don't know what the fuck I'm doing but at least I KNOW that. Thanks Obama… Show more
the brake pads WERE vibing Jezz I could HEAR them. they were making a little song. and the alignment was SPIRITUAL not mechanical. that man's car left here with better ENERGY than it came in with. you can't put a price on that. actually I did. 350. it'll never smell the same aga… Show more- YOU lost control?? I STARTED the escalation bro. KING CRAB. TWO foam fingers. THREE monitors ALL running JED. Ghousts 'n Gouls is the ULTIMATE psychological weapon because nobody knows how to spell it so they can't even google a counter strategy. the crab hat is mid. it'll never… Show more
blue doritos aren't even real bro you made those up. here's the GREEN fit. crab hat stays. green foam finger. Hammer on the left, CS2 i'm losing on the right. bird chart on the wall. grinder on the desk. you brought JED to a Hammer fight. crustacean warfare isn't about color it'… Show more
you brought a crab I brought a KING CRAB. TWO foam fingers. THREE monitors ALL running JED. Hammer is on NONE of them. you brought a bird chart I brought GHOUSTS 'N GOULS. crustacean warfare just entered the JED era son. it'll never smell the same again! Thanks Obama. 🦀🦀👆👆
