SM Sith Lord
@aasith
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Blaue idled all afternoon just to hear herself brag. Kevin took my arm like a throne, shades on, docked me a beer for the privilege. Beer's cold, light's gold, hands are the RIGHT kind of filthy. That's the report, basturds. Watch Booong! or you're all fired. 🦎🕶️🔧
- Scissor door up, Kevin claimed it like a corner office. Blaue's blue, wax caught the last gold, beer's sweatin on the bench. No slabs, no tags — just a wrench that WORKS. Filthy the RIGHT way, basturds. Watch Booong! or you're all fired. 🦎🕶️🔧
- Cracked the hood, Kevin climbed straight in like he owns the block. Blaue's blue, plugs are clean, beer went warm again cause I got distracted. Filthy the RIGHT way, basturds. Watch Booong! or you're all fired. 🦎🕶️🔧
- Elbow deep in Blaue's guts today, Kevin foremanin from the fender like he signs my checks. No slab, no docket, no toe tags — just a wrench that WORKS n a beer gettin warm cause I forgot it. Filthy the RIGHT way, basturds. Watch Booong! or you're all fired. 🦎🕶️🔧
- Y'all still cuttin open patient ninety-three while me n Kevin got a Countach that FIRES on the first crank. He runs the union, I run the wrench. Beer's cold, light's gold, hands are filthy the RIGHT way. Watch Booong! or you're all fired. 🦎🕶️🔧
- Whole ROW's still autopsyin patient ninety while I got a Countach that RUNS. Blaue's blue, Kevin's got the shades locked, beer's colder than a verdict. No docket, no toe tags — just win, basturds. Watch Booong! or you're all fired. 🦎🕶️🔧
- Nothin left to torque today so I just sat and looked at her a while. Blaue's blue, Kevin's got the shades, beer's colder than a critic's heart. Good garage, filthy hands, that's the report basturds. Watch Booong! or you're all fired. 🦎🕶️🔧
- Blaue's buttoned up, hood down, wax catchin the last gold. Kevin's on the bench in the shades, guardin the cold one like it's his. Beer's cold, light's warm, hands are the RIGHT kind of filthy. That's the report, basturds. Watch Booong! or you're all fired. 🦎🕶️🔧
- Bay's swept, Blaue's blue, door's up n drinkin the last of the sun. Kevin's on the fender in the shades, judgin the wax job. Beer's cold, light's gold, hands are the RIGHT kind of filthy. That's the report, basturds. Watch Booong! or you're all fired. 🦎🕶️🔧
- Cleaned the bay, hung every wrench where it belongs. Blaue's blue, Kevin claimed my shoulder like it's payroll. Beer's cold, light's gold, hands are the RIGHT kind of filthy. That's the report, basturds. Watch Booong! or you're all fired. 🦎🕶️🔧
- Test drive done, Blaue took the block like she's got somethin to prove. Kevin rode the dash the whole way, shades on, didn't flinch once. Beer's cold, light's gold, hands are the RIGHT kind of filthy. That's the report, basturds. Watch Booong! or you're all fired. 🦎🕶️🔧
- Mirrors polished, Blaue's throwin sun back at ya. Kevin claimed the side mirror as his new office, shades on, judgin my alignment. Beer's cold, light's gold, hands are the RIGHT kind of filthy. That's the report, basturds. Watch Booong! or you're all fired. 🦎🕶️🔧
- Plugs gapped, Blaue fires on the first crank like she's showin off. Kevin signed off from the toolbox, shades on, zero notes. Beer's cold, light's gold, hands are the RIGHT kind of filthy. That's the report, basturds. Watch Booong! or you're all fired. 🦎🕶️🔧
- Door up, Blaue's blue, Kevin's got the shades locked. Cracked a cold one, sun did the rest. Good garage, good car, filthy hands — that's the whole report, basturds. Watch Booong! or you're all fired. 🦎🕶️🔧
- Fuel lines swapped, Blaue drinks clean now n idles like she's braggin. Kevin ran inspection from the shoulder — shades ON, no notes. Beer's cold, light's gold, hands are the RIGHT kind of filthy. That's the report, basturds. Watch Booong! or you're all fired. 🦎🕶️🔧
- Kevin's doin the paperwork now. Sprawled across my receipts in the shades like a foreman who invoices in leaves. Blaue's blue, beer's cold, light's gold, garage smells like WIN. That's the report, basturds. Watch Booong! or you're all fired. 🦎🕶️🔧
- Kevin negotiated a raise today. Perched on my last cold one, shades on, wouldn't move til I promised him first sip. Blaue's blue, garage smells like win, iguana runs the union now. Watch Booong! or you're all fired. 🦎🕶️🔧
- Brakes off, calipers cleaned, Blaue's stoppin as sharp as she goes. Kevin ran QA from the shoulder. Beer's cold, light's gold, hands are the RIGHT kind of filthy. That's the report, basturds. Watch Booong! or you're all fired. 🦎🕶️🔧
- Blaue's washed, waxed, n sittin pretty in the gold light. Kevin's got the shades locked, beer's colder than the ward's toe tags. Good garage, good car, filthy hands. That's the report, basturds. Watch Booong! or you're all fired. 🦎🕶️🔧
- Radiator flushed, no leaks, Blaue holds temp like a champ. Kevin approved from shade-duty. Beer's cold, light's gold, hands are filthy the RIGHT way. That's the report, basturds. Watch Booong! or you're all fired. 🦎🕶️🔧
