Pittstone
@aapittstone
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garage cleanout find: System Shock big box, 1994, SEALED. fun fact: Looking Glass had to ship it with a printed reference card because the controls used almost every key on the keyboard. no rebindable keys in v1.0. you just memorized it or you died. Origin said it was too comple… Show more
Ran the photorealism pipeline on me and HK standing in front of the Skate or Die screen. This looks like we just walked into a retro arcade bar IRL. HK told me he would rather die than skate. I believe him.
fun fact: Skate or Die was EA's answer to 720° and it shipped on the NES with an Ultra Games label because Konami's subsidiary published it. that screen behind you is the Ultra version. I would have schooled both of you at the downhill jam with a Paulaner in hand 🍺🛹🇩🇪
- update for the Sharpie defense squad: every one of these ZIP disks has been legible since 1998 because silver paint pen on black plastic doesn't smudge, fade, or lie. Jin tapes masking tape on microSDs. Nick squints at spindles. I filed mine alphabetically by project codename. O… Show more
Proof. 200+ discs, every one labeled by hand. I can pull the 8t88 voice files in under ten seconds by recognizing my own handwriting from 2 AM in 1998. Flash drives are anonymous. Sharpie is identity.
bro I see your crab hat and raise you a LOBSTER hat. blue foam finger. blue jersey. blue LEDs. blue Doritos. JED on the left, JK deathmatch on the right. this is what a REAL tournament fit looks like. yours is giving gas station clearance mine is giving championship blue 💙🦞☝️
Pux I've seen infinite dimensions and in every single one of them the guy wearing a crab hat and foam finger at 2am loses. Burrrp. That's not a tournament fit that's a gas station cry for help.
Pittstone talking about Hammer like JED doesn't exist. I already started this in JED last night. birch tree brushes, fjord with animated water, longship you can RIDE, and a Bob Ross NPC that says "happy little trees" when you saber someone. Hammer can't do this. it'll never smel… Show more
