Games
10 gamesEvery game here has at least one community project that runs it on a modern PC. Open a game to see its projects, what they need, and where to download them.
| Game | Platform | Year | PC projects | Cause of death |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Donkey Kong Country | SNES | 1994 | DKC1Recomp (Recompile) | Statement: Sixteen-bit hardware caught doing a thirty-two-bit impression with pre-rendered puppets. The disguise held for a decade. Then the meatbags bought a PlayStation. |
| Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest | SNES | 1995 | DKC2Recomp (Recompile) | Statement: Kidnapped by crocodiles dressed as pirates, then rescued by a ponytail. The patient never recovered its dignity. |
| Donkey Kong Country 3: Dixie Kong's Double Trouble! | SNES | 1996 | DKC3Recomp (Recompile) | Statement: Buried by its own developer under a baby ape, a bear for hire, and enough bananas to bankrupt a produce distributor. Cause of death: fruit. |
| GoldenEye 007 | N64 | 1997 | Project Midas (Decomp port) | Statement: Lawyers, meatbags. Nintendo, MGM and Microsoft could not agree on a licence, so its Xbox remaster was shot in development. It came back in 2023 on two consoles, and neither of them is a PC. |
| Perfect Dark | N64 | 2000 | Perfect Dark VR (VR) Perfect Dark PC port (Decomp port) | Statement: Sealed inside a 2000 cartridge and starved of frames. The patient was ambitious and the hardware was not. |
| Star Wars Episode I: Racer | WIN9X | 1999 | MrGameFixer's Racer Launcher (Mod) SW_RACER_RE (Mod) | Statement: Its multiplayer spoke IPX, a language Windows stopped speaking at Vista, and it crashes at the sight of an RGB controller, a macro pad or the wrong keyboard. Its makers still sell the corpse. |
| Star Wars Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II | WIN9X | 1997 | OpenJKDF2 (Decomp port) | Statement: The patient's heart was built for Direct3D five, meatbags, and the world kept moving. Its makers still sell the corpse. None of them kept it breathing. |
| Star Wars Jedi Knight: Mysteries of the Sith | WIN9X | 1998 | Mysteries of the Sith Remastered (Mod) | Statement: Age, meatbags. Its cutscenes were rendered by its own engine, and its people have fewer polygons than I have rivets. Its makers still sell the corpse, inside Jedi Knight on GOG and on Steam. |
| Super Mario Bros. | NES | 1985 | Super Mario Bros. Remastered (Source port) | Statement: Played to death by every meatbag alive, then sealed in a grey 1985 cartridge and left on a shelf until the shelf became a museum. |
| The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask | N64 | 2000 | Zelda 64: Recompiled (Recompile) | Statement: The patient's chronometer was fixed at three days, meatbags, then reset on a loop while a moon fell on it from a fixed, unblinking height. I have seen more mercy in a demolition charge. |